Ivy Dinosaur McLemore 🦕

I see dead dogs beside the road all the time and it makes me feel like I'm living in hell.

My husband won't let me take his grandpa to the Purple Diamond for my birthday.
This house IS A PRISON!

I feel guilty every fucking time I spend any money.
Cleverybody come get a tattoo so I can eat. I bought catfood and dogfood so I'm broke again.

Getting sick of this shir.

Yeah the whiplash between posts is steep.

Also, If anyone else made that list, it would be labeled a 'hit list'

I did this last week. If you're seeing this, you just got BEANS'd 🫘

Please buy my art or get a tattoo.

I animated Wills tattoo!
Better than some cake filter.
(Jake said tattooers are using a cake filter I haven't seen it yet. I just wanna be different and stubborn)

Got to do this on @washboard-willy.bsky.social yesterday!
Based on a rad Japanese bar mascot.
Thanks for always getting fun tattoos stuff having fortitude, Will! I'm proud to call you a friend.

Xmas/ Discordian appreciation gift for @catdaddytim.bsky.social !
"The 6 of Calicos"
I know they're not all technically Calicos, but it sounded the most like ' 6 of pentacles'. When I saw the art for this card I knew it had to be Time feeding his outdoor cats.
Be like Tim- feed strange cats!

I LOVE their surnames.
I think one of my dogs may have some 'Underfoot' in his family history...

This is a potato I ate this morning. It's not a big deal but eating hot food off of a plate is a thing to be appreciated.

@catdaddytim.bsky.social
I have a late (digital art) Xmas present for you! I will post it later. So BEWARE

I painted this the FIRST time the current president was elected but I still like it 🙃

Stay solid in a shaky world, yall.

@adam-the-astronaut.bsky.social Look at us on a whole new social media app in our old age. Who says old dogs can't turn new tricks???

Hey guys its ivy.
I'm here now.
In case anyone wanna buy some art or talk shit on cops?