Anxious Millennial Cowboy

Hearing Mistico's music will be worth the cost of the ppv

@mikeyrukus.bsky.social Andrade's theme is truly an all-timer.
#AEWCollision 🤼‍♂️

Literal poetry. Prose and violence.

Massive Mommies Maiming Madames

Every week Toni gives us an all timer promo.

Juice is 1000% Bugs Bunny energy

Bald isn't an aesthetic choice, it's a mentality #AEWCollision

Marina Shafir is 98% killer and 2% Valley Girl

I mean if we combine hard r and a usage, 300 easily.

Over / under on his daily use of the n word is 150.

Dan Harmon making Season 6 of Community

2032. Secretary of State Triple H does press conference in Riyadh to hype up this year’s Wrestlemania G20 Conference.

H: And we’re sorry for bombing that orphanage. Clerical error. Here’s the Vice President.

Danhausen: Regime change. Very good, very evil.

Another one

My favorite line delivery in a video game

"Sorry Will, best I can do is a name change and a tag team with a MAGA culture vulture"

Gavin Newsom thinks Danhausen is like a mini Okada

I can't remember the last time, if ever, we've gotten snow this close to spring.

The news of the world is often sad and exhausting. We all need escapes from time to time. That's why I'm looking forward to #AEWRevolution. @aewontv.bsky.social PPV never disappoints.

Let's send Bezos and his mega yacht through as a test

Checking in from the future, every Republican and Fetterman vote for it

Libs getting suckered by this dude but hating AOC, Rashida Tlaib, Ilhan Omar and Kat Abughazaleh

Sam Altman can freely talk about enslaving is but if we talk about defending ourselves we get banned from social media and thrown in prison.

✋ Guy who has watched this administration commit hundreds if not thousands of crimes here.

Laws aren't real if no one enforces them.

Campaigning on a blatant lie?

When he gets locked up, do not give him meds the ease alcohol withdrawal. Delirium tremens is a fitting punishment

If you’re gonna say shit like this, don’t be the guy running the shitshow when a referee has a seizure and wrestlers are stomping him.

I genuinely despise Al snow. Like for real real. Horrible disgusting piece of shit.

Sincerely, fuck Al Snow and all of the other hypocritical grifters