A.G. Pam Bondi says Trump sets DOJ policy, all DOJ lawyers are "his lawyers"
Bondi says the independence of the Justice Department is gone. Also: Two federal courts block Trump's effort to end birthright citizenship. Expect appeals.
I literally published the story on Bondi's first day in office laying out the ways in which she was going to disserve DOJ and the American people.
Her doing that does not mean she's doing her job well or properly. She's not, and giving up on that is giving up.
11.03.2026 21:44
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tbf I think he's trying to pronounce MΓΌnchen. Not well, but I wouldn't expect well
11.03.2026 21:27
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Iβm no expert but I think bombing cities is always wrong because you canβt control who they kill after you drop them and once someone is killed they die forever. Just my 2 cents
11.03.2026 21:20
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Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation
Cool Dad Raising Daughter On Media That Will Put Her Entirely Out Of Touch With Her Generation https://theonion.com/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-her-en-1819572981/
11.03.2026 21:00
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the Great Gatsby is ALREADY an easy read!
11.03.2026 21:18
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βHard Booksβ = literally the books we give high schoolers.
11.03.2026 21:07
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I never should have left Pennsylvania
11.03.2026 21:00
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Goldman Sachs, Citigroup, and Standard Chartered have told staff to leave their Dubai offices and work remotely with Iran threatening attacks on banks and financial institutions in the Gulf. (Bloomberg)
11.03.2026 20:31
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ooooh temu figured out it's now shorthand for "cheap off-brand garbage" and is not happy about it
11.03.2026 18:55
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there's trillions of dollars of capital willing to dump billions and billions of dollars into these mostly benign projects and instead of leeching these companies for free money to spend on useful things, many would rather just attempt bans
you can just tax things!
11.03.2026 19:24
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Not even for kitty litter!
11.03.2026 18:09
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Pippa Passes!
11.03.2026 18:12
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not great to have a president just saying stuff that has no basis in reality
11.03.2026 17:14
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I would love to see some evidence of this because my impression has been that conservative Christians hold liberal Christians' views in contempt
11.03.2026 18:07
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how dare you bring the words of Jesus into our Christian Nationalism
11.03.2026 18:06
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someone decided to be a legend and unfortunately sunken ships are also legends
11.03.2026 16:56
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how the shit do we have unknown projectiles in one of the most monitored and most wargamed spaces in the world
11.03.2026 10:47
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11.03.2026 13:10
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You can have the best armed forces in the history of the world, but if you are an incompetent criminal without a plan, you can still lose a war, and rather quickly.
11.03.2026 15:22
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the more actual harm caused by a petroleum supply shock, the funnier it will be that some of trump's first actions was making it significantly more expensive to buy solar and EVs. Im sorry but its so, so, so funny
11.03.2026 16:46
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You can also teach yourself to play an instrument
Watch a movie
Sew a quilt
Paint
Draw
do a crossword puzzle
lay on your back contemplating the ephemeral nature of being alive.
Journal
Take a walk
11.03.2026 16:46
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The idea that America isnβt for everyone who wants to be an American is something that makes my blood boil. Posting a photo of yourself as a Congressman smiling next to these words is wicked. Itβs antithetical to the concept of America.
11.03.2026 03:34
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Fair play, 'the mad emperor started compulsively buying shoes for his court, guessing their foot size & his courtiers were too scared not to wear them even when they didn't fit' is some classic, on the nose End Days Of The Empire stuff
11.03.2026 10:11
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I donβt think weβve fully grappled with just how much of U.S. presidential history has been told thanks to scholars accessing records that _literally will not exist_ for this administration, and to a lesser extent Trump v1 and (I strongly suspect) Biden.
11.03.2026 12:50
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the real flex is to buy a pair in your size fist and pretend itβs the gift
11.03.2026 13:00
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It's simple. Just announce the war is over every morning before the stock market opens. Then right after it closes double down with threats of an even bigger, longer war.
Just do this every day forever. The war and the market siloed off in two alternating realities that never meet.
10.03.2026 14:16
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Pam Bondi reportedly moved to military base due to threats over Epstein files
Secretary of State Marco Rubio, Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, former Homeland Security Director Kristi Noem, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth all live in housing on secured military bases
Bunker Bondi joins the club.
βSecretary of State Marco Rubio, Deputy Chief of Staff Stephen Miller, former Homeland Security Director Kristi Noem, and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth all live in housing on secured military bases.β
11.03.2026 12:47
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i like to imagine any leader who comes to visit the Air House has to sit through the entire Wohltemperierte Klavier before any business is conducted
11.03.2026 00:44
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absolutely dying to investigate this piano purchase
10.03.2026 22:24
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