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Kirsten

@therealbartacus

πŸ“mpls, state park enthusiast, Gemini, Golden Gopher, chaotic good, trout hero 🌈

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I was really hoping the piece of paper was a bunch of wiener jokes on a test form for feedback

12.03.2026 23:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They’re completely able bodied and in no danger being outside they’re just assholes

11.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My upstairs neighbors cannot be bothered to clean up the shaded spots on the sidewalk and they turned to ice - I kept getting told I shovel too early and they don’t get a chance but that’s bullshit they just don’t do it and my landlord is too scared of confrontation

11.03.2026 23:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t wait for my shirt to arrive so I can wear it often

11.03.2026 22:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish I was surprised by what a piece of shit Frey continues to be but alas

11.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of it for me is how much money I’m saving which definitely revealed some not so good habits

11.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This artwork is very plants vs zombies coded

10.03.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Uncle Hugos rules

10.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Blue bookshelf

Blue bookshelf

Part one of the bookshelf project complete!

09.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cannot tell you how fun the gym was this morning 😭😭

09.03.2026 11:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got some new wheel lights so I’m bummed i couldn’t make the emergency bike ride but next time

09.03.2026 01:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Please report back for science

09.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 00:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Between friends and lovers by Shirlene obiobi paperback book

Between friends and lovers by Shirlene obiobi paperback book

Super excited to start this book

07.03.2026 23:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I put some stuff on FB marketplace doing some spring cleaning and people all were in support of the anti ICE signs and asked where to get them (most folks were coming in from the suburbs to pick items up)

07.03.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Iranian neighbors invited me for Iftar and I had gifted them some honey a couple weeks ago to make a particular Ramadan dish they like to make (I keep bees, they had asked about it) and told me they are gonna make the honey treat today and Im pretty stoked

07.03.2026 21:59 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

🚨🚨🚨Sunday's Emergency has been upgraded to a Level 1 (FULL ACTIVATION) DJ Emergency Ride.

DJ @deveric.net will be providing the beats. @joyfulridersclub.bsky.social will be responsible for getting you home safely.

05.03.2026 19:25 πŸ‘ 74 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 14

Old cloth diapers

06.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I made homemade garlic bread and now I regret not making that cheesy garlic bread

06.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His voice was so beautiful

06.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m impatient so I feel I should subscribe; if you have to get a real job it would slow down how fast you’re able to finish the countdown

06.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 15:10 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I heard Chris Cornell’s cover of patience recently - it was recorded just before he died and his voice injects a whole different layer of emotion into it

06.03.2026 03:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always wild to me when people give a cult following to a chef because usually they’re the rudest people on earth and I tend to leave their establishments feeling hungry and salty about it

06.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Had Ghorka Palace for dinner and the naan slaps - perfectly crispy on the outside

06.03.2026 03:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Unprecedented activity at the Whipple Building today. Multiple shipments of black Chevy Tahoes and a load of building materials. Never before, not even during *peak surge days*, have we seen so many vehicles delivered at once.

Are these the actions of an agency preparing to vacate the cities?

05.03.2026 21:58 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 9

What the fuck are we even doing here team

05.03.2026 18:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would also like to point out to the city council that no one knows what ICE is gonna do (not even them) because this government is so chaotic and focused on misery anyone could be next, so why not just help everyone living on the edge?

05.03.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

OK, so let me make sure I have this right we can’t help people who are being impacted by ICE because it might accidentally help other people who probably are also struggling just under normal circumstances?

05.03.2026 18:16 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I knew this would be hilarious, but I underestimated exactly how hard I would laugh - can’t wait to read all the rest

05.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0