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I did eventually laugh about it. And we were on a road trip! I had hours before I could shower. The car stank!

Did I ever tell you about the time I went to shake a ketchup bottle in a diner in Northern California, the cap came off, sprayed ketchup everywhere? The walls. The other diners. The staff. Myself. Ben. My hair.

I immediately burst into horrifically loud sobs because it had already been A Day.

My sincere apologies to the marathoner who I just recalled is nonbinary.

The next Fortune 500 CEO challenge should be not fucking kids, paying a living wage, and paying taxpayers back for all the federal and state investment in their personal wealth.

Paper minis of a gibbering mouther and tabaxi

Paper mini of the nuckelavee

Paper minis of a dragonborn and carrion crawler

Paper minis of slime cultists

If you like little guys, you should follow me.
I have so many little guys to show you

Sometimes the lifelong practice I'm invested in is the lifelong practice of not fucking losing it all over the place.

If Nextdoor ever actually gave me information about my actual real neighborhood, I would use it more. I don't know how to tell a faceless media platform that 30 minutes away from my house is not my neighborhood. This isn't fucking Dallas.

I have face blindness, which gets worse when people have generic features. There are between 3 and 10 men who look-as far as I'm concerned- exactly like Timothee Chalamet in the media cycle right now and I have no clue who they fuck they are. One is trans? One is Sherlock? One is mean to his mom.

I think you have every right to complain. Gifts are supposed to be thoughtful, not burdensome.

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I had the privilege of working for the first Black woman to lead a major entertainment union almost 20 years ago. She transformed my idea of what leadership could be. I still teach strategy I learned from her in my management classes today.

After I posted this, I started working; generated about 5 additional tasks and now I'm done. It's been an hour.

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I have literally three tasks for my job today and I can not make myself do them. Things I love to do for the job I love.

Like, fuck AI 100000% Also, I literally have no idea if a human being was ever involved in any part of this exchange.

The thing about people who I don't know, who drop in my DMs and their bio says they do AI stuff is that I have no way of knowing if the message they sent me is real or AI. I'm actually shit at telling the difference, so I will just delete and block.

The next white person who does a land acknowledgement in front of me and doesn't immediately say how they're using their profit to benefit the tribes is getting fucking robbed. I will take your fucking wallet.

The thing Trump's flunkies don't ever seem to understand is that he's the only one allowed to fuck a rando on the private government funded jet.

The barista called my coffee “wake up juice” and it really did something for me.

LOL DIE STUPID HO

Ok but The Burbs is low key triggering to every person of color who married a goofy white guy and, like, you’re 99.9999999% sure he’s not evil but like…..

I don’t think of myself as a sweater person, but I think if I owned every sweater Keke Palmer wears in The Burbs, I could change.

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Babe, wake up, you have 7 tasks remaining on your workplace Asana.

I have one video from last year about a random issue with Cal Savers and Gusto, specifically for Ca employers that I have gotten the exact same no intro text wall about technical corrections from a stranger about on two platforms. Different strangers. So weird.

There's an existential issue with the cold email spammers that cold email me trying to get me to pay them to cold email other people on my behalf but their cold emails are the worst thing I've literally ever read.

I also generally dislike a chosen one narrative, and I agree that the art is so cute. It’s very cozy looking.

Like bro, I wanted me dead for 30 years and I'm still here. There's no way your better than me at anything, it's not going to work.

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The gender and cultural affirming bliss of an ugly white man calling me the f slur and telling me to kill myself.

I’m even on the employer line. That’s usually a total breeze.