Antediluvian
03.03.2026 04:26
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Antediluvian
URGENT! Don't throw the lint out of your belly button on the ground or in the litter! Donate it to us!
"Hiding behind your wife's skirt" fetish roleplay
Inside Out 3 will introduce a new emotion: the Genius that Nature gave us. The Emersonian mind that will build the Megalopolis out of Megalon, the material that can stop time.
I'm my modern homage to Taxi Driver, Travis Bickle takes Betsy on a second date to Shen Yun
Guy who wants the war in Ukraine to end just so the price of snuff videos rises up to the pre-war values
Souvlaki Strike
I didn't know Eddington was a movie by Ari Aster. I thought it was a Studio Asylum production with a fake Paddington. What's worse, they have another movie coming up called Huntington. This is worse than having a year with a bunch of movies called "something something Man"
Getting sent to a penal battalion of the BTS Army
We used to proudly say: "Go go Power Rangers". But they never tell you where did they come from and where did they go, where did they go, Cotton Eye Joe. At some point they gotta stop. Go home, power ranger. Go home and drink yourself to sleep every night.
I got elected to the parliament and I'm swearing my oath on the 1000-page printout of the LAD Bible Facebook page.
The game is called Guitar Villain and you get to sing all your favorite songs of the disgraced bands without feeling guilty.
Humans are the only animals that make the "hmm" sound.
This is the shit you find in a maniac villain's secret house.
Come and See 3: The Pit Where They Put Guys Who Got Caught Drinking
They like to say here that this is the War of Drones, that the future is the drones and it changed the war forever. The word 'drone' doesn't have that other meaning here, and most of us are not aware of it. Yet so many stories involve inebriated people fighting enemies high on mind-numbing drugs.
Botox RoboCop
WARRIOR WATERMELON
Getting really weird about this map of peoples in the USSR from a popular kids book
The Warsaw Pact Gunther showing the map of the (dissolved) United States
A version of the movie Challengers where they drink vodka instead of playing tennis. Guys who like to drink vodka meet a girl to drink together. Both into her, they keep drinking behind each other's backs but ultimately they love to drink together and it's beyond a love triangle or gay love.
We bring the BOOM our grandparents could only dream of.
Love the sweaters
Knuckles is coming this year to Uman, Ukraine, to celebrate Rosh Hashanah
In the middle of a news article about the peace talks
12 Angry Men stan account + updates
Make-a-wish kid and the wish is to kill a bunch of annoying celebrities, nuke several countries and make Sabrina Carpenter (an important lady) date Justin Trudeau (the perfect man, divorced)
Quiet lady chill cover of Losing My Religion... I don't want to hear it.
George Orwell's Wonder Woman 1984
