Leah Biel, MFA

Meatball
Chicken

Eggplant in the trash

Congratulations Vandy. Cats wore the gators down for you.

A recent post had the following phrase:

“💥 Abughamentum has turned into ABUGHAMANIA!!!!”

But the reality is really more like Abughazelotry.

Funny thing is, I do like most cats.

FUCK THOSE GATOR BASTARDS.

PLEASE FUCK UP THOSE GATORS.

I didn’t realize there was a rivalry between those two. I haven’t watched NY1 regularly since management thought the airhead traffic and transit girl Jamie Stelter née Shupak was hosting material. Spoiler alert: she’s not.

Fucking that chicken in the afterlife.

How long did it take?

From the series “Eerie, Indiana” a mother seals her sons in Foreverware

He’s too posh for Foreverware.

For a normal person, hearing the phrase “the other attack today” should be terrible and rare.

For an American, hearing it today barely gets a rise other than the thought, “Again?”

We are damaged.

I’m fairly certain he meant “hole”.

@libbycudmore.bsky.social Additional meh:

“Like the opening theme for MST3K: The RiffTrax Experiments, "Mighty Science Theater" will be covered by the great Jonathan Coulton - but this time along with his longtime partners (and also friends o' RiffTrax) Paul and Storm.”

Three things you can count on:

• Death
• Taxes
• SEC Network badmouthing UK

“Did you say body shots?”

“No, dude, lobby shots! Shots from the hotel bar just off the lobby!”

Cool! I just wanted to know. I’m not very well versed in it but I like the stuff you post about it.

@jmargotcritch.bsky.social I’m genuinely curious, how is AEW pronounced? Is it each letter on its own or is it more like Ay-You?

I keep seeing “Hey! (ew)” in the background of your posts and I’m wondering if that’s supposed to be a play on the name.

I’ve stood by Domino’s from growing up in a small college town to living in the Big Apple. I love my little mom and pop pizza shops, but Domino’s is still my first choice for chain pizza.

Could’ve been election night 2020, when they invited the vampire back in.

Entered? We’ve been here, and forced to sign a lease renewal.

That’s such a loud dog whistle all the glass is breaking.

UK playing starting day first game, oh no

Honor Kobe by considering a helicopter ride.

As a Kentucky fan, ah, fuck that.

Without the sweeping, it just feels like shuffleboard.

That’s some pretty lackluster American curling by Senator Fetterman.

Remember how great “The Odd Couple” was?

Better not be the only one.

And then there are the Earths where Oswald missed and Hinckley didn’t, and so on.

I imagine the Earth of President Gore.

I’m thoroughly jealous of the parallel-Earth me I clearly switched places with when I broke my ankle right before the ‘16 election that’s thriving in a world where Hillary had two terms and being a Jew is still good.