Sam

The amount of willpower I demonstrate every time I pass the Alo store on Michigan Avenue and choose not to splurge should be celebrated.

Next up: credit cards 🤭

Cyber trucks were made for ridged, fridged, fragile men

Petition to have a John Reed Fitness in Chicago PLEASE 🙏

Much better :)

this is some BLASPHEMY

Waist goals for the summer 🥹

One irk I have so far with Bluesky is that there’s far too many faceless torsos and I don’t have that kind of energy to be kept in suspense like that 😖😖

Every “you’re looking swole bro” I get at the gym, concert or music festival, I get closer to god.

Me the past 12 hours

It’s their day

Never pass up an opportunity for good lighting 🤭

This is like twitter back in college but with more thirst traps….not mad it.

Hello world 👋🏼👋🏼