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the pizza slice. man alive we didn't know how good we had it.
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all those bizarre shibboleths of the Decent Left that god forgive me I'll never forget. you needed an opinion on:
Chomsky writing a foreword;
whether or not a French jazz musician is beyond the pale;
Galloway on Big Brother.
i am not reading that Andrew O'Hagan thing about Fergie and Andy until it drops through the letter-box, because I am better than all of you
that's the only way to do it. get the poxy things done and sent, and get on with The Actual Work (circling back, following up, putting in pins)
Bitterly remembering the days when apparently believing in "moral relativism" was the worst thing you could be accused of. As I recollect it meant thinking that Western countries shouldn't kill so many people in the Middle East, and being soft on Iraqi bus drivers' unions (?)
the nice man from Irish Times Training taught me that I could have 80% of my committee minutes done within an hour of agreeing the agenda. and he was right.
remember you can always burn Shein clothes for petroleum
starling (seth rogen): if you could take this survey that would be so awesome. i could get out of your hair before this guy's done jacking off.
hannibal lecter (danny mcbride): motherfucker that's miggs. me and him are boys, so you better watch yourself. i'm behind this glass cause i ate some dudes
it’s always sunny in philadelphia title card: "The Gang Solves the Gas Crisis"
it’s time to study the old texts
he was just a commenter, but a very prolific one. good that i've retained that information, looking forward to it revisiting my consciousness as I slip into the sweet embrace of death.
Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available
1. Are you currently using an AI tool for work-related tasks or projects? * Yes * No, but I would like to (PLEASE SKIP TO QUESTION 7)
My employer asks me to complete a survey on AI usage for which this is the first question (required):
god almighty, the amount of my precious life I pissed away on Harry's Place reading that gobshite "Morgoth"s drivel.
We for one are reminded of this classic
The grimmest "bit of both" in geopolitical history
@footballcliches.bsky.social
Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.
Every day the economic experts get up and are like “we think today is the day the racists will use logic”
i'm not sure if you've been listening to The News Agents lately but they've been really making my head spin in this regard. Day 1: KS has decided not to bomb Iran with the US because he loves International Law. Day 2: KS has decided not to bomb Iran with the US because Ed Miliband bullied him.
Accept no substitutes:
giving the books in the shop a good squeeze to find out which ones are raw and urgent
This appalling fat cat wants to shut the door on all my mature students, many of whom left school after GCSE and give up a lot to go to university. I can tell him that they’re the hungriest for education and far from being unable to graduate, they regularly get the highest grades. Hateful man.
Can you imagine being one of those students and reading this? The sheer disdain of it.
god imagine the bangers if we could only flip their krusty-doll switches from Evil to Good.
Photgraph of David "Shingy" Shing, digital prophet, looking like a fucking prick
Miso soup is short for misogynist soup
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
Jessie Buckley’s anti-cat stance exposes a weakness in Ireland’s military capabilities and that is music to Vladimir Putin’s ears | the Irish Times view on the upcoming Oscar Awards ceremony
