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Come for the typos, stay for the overwhelming optimism and positivity. Mariners | Punk Rock | Lefty Stuff

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Joshua…

09.03.2026 01:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see Toro still swinging a pool noodle.

09.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is such a banger

09.03.2026 01:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha this is true! Also she’s a dreamt so I get it.

07.03.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah she’s had her own account for 2-3 years now. Even put money in it to have her do grocery shopping but she’s very much under the impression that student loans are a β€œlater problem”.

Doesn’t help that her mom is in her ear telling her she should just have fun…

07.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How do you get through to a 17 year old and tell them that getting their preferred β€œCollege Experience” isn’t worth having $200k+ in debt?

07.03.2026 04:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, but do it with Twilight

05.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Live Ticker: Cost of the Iran War in U.S. taxpayer dollars, updated in real time. πŸ’°
iran-cost-ticker.com

03.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1772 πŸ” 1088 πŸ’¬ 191 πŸ“Œ 109

Yes

01.03.2026 18:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In general I’m a β€œHousing for all” evangelist… but sometimes I see a band play that makes me think, well ok. Maybe not them.

01.03.2026 06:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Former Seattle City Council President Sara Nelson smiling and welcoming someone into underground lair next to large thick steel door

Former Seattle City Council President Sara Nelson smiling and welcoming someone into underground lair next to large thick steel door

Sara Nelson Shows Hunts Point Mayor Hiding from ICE Protests How to Run Public Meeting from Secret Bunker: tinyurl.com/mf2xn9f8

28.02.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 19 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 4

Good Lord Montes is a mountain of a human being.

28.02.2026 02:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Holy shit, did WE ever make the right decision" - The US Women's Hockey Team

25.02.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 27304 πŸ” 3684 πŸ’¬ 205 πŸ“Œ 116
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Everybody's Gotta Learn Sometime

Beck’s latest release, which is just a compilation, is so goddamn charming. He’s just so good at everything he does!

open.spotify.com/album/1C6ZhZ...

24.02.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reporting for doody!

23.02.2026 20:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I find rooting for the US in the Olympics really weird. Like, not even because of any current (or past FFS) politics.

It just feels like an amorphous blob that no one has ties to, yet I’m supposed to be passionate about? I dunno, can’t put my finger on it, but I find it REALLY tough to care.

22.02.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Get it!

22.02.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the spin!

22.02.2026 07:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Drop a crush from your youth.

In the same vein

22.02.2026 07:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What were Steven Souza and Steve Clevenger unavailable?

18.02.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Isn’t that the (RIP) Venderbeek channel?

17.02.2026 01:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I really hope the β€œsave” on this is a 49er fan thinking β€œoh yeah, next year I’m gonna use this” only to have to wait until NEXT next year.

17.02.2026 01:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah… they graciously are offering to let me make monthly payments of $2,300.

I laughed.

16.02.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also, this is after insurance, and I have good insurance.

16.02.2026 17:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Got a TWENTY-FOUR THOUSAND DOLLAR bill for my daughter being in the ER for four hours.

Yay for capitalism
Yay for our for-profit health care

16.02.2026 17:53 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Birds of a feather pedo together.

16.02.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If the 49ers β€œQuest for six” was a television show it would be the second longest running show of all time behind only the Simpsons.

15.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Obligatory, Fuck ice.

15.02.2026 04:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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14.02.2026 22:11 πŸ‘ 12604 πŸ” 2425 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 159

I’ll take Bud Black.

12.02.2026 17:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0