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11.03.2026 10:41
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This week in Gun Dog journal:
Monday:
Woof woof woof!
Woof Woof woof.. woof?
Woof Woof WOOF!!
Woof woof.
Woof.
Tuesday:
You get the idea.
Got a sleeper to Cornwall once after watching Emo Phillips in London - probably one of the best days I've had. 😀 Enjoy!
I'm afraid there is no going back now.
You mean? It's time?
Yes, I'm afraid so. It's Wednesday.
3 The process can only begin once each contestant says 'Bleaah' to each other, and to the camera 😂
(Not sure on 1 and 2)
For some it's just a stage.
Sabotage?
Hopefully he'll pull out and not ask others to join him... 😫🤮
Make tea not war 👍
Urgent news from our on the spot reporter, Captain Obvs.
Remember those days when we had a temporary 'supply' Ayatollah, and we used pretend names and messed about?
A new episode of my comedy news jokes is available.
This one includes Mandleson, Economics, Harps, Burger AI and science updates AND an imaginary sponsor. Enjoy!
#comedypodcast #comedy #newsjokes
shows.acast.com/your-news-is...
It's bandit country, stay at the back of the crowd and try to blend in. Have a great gig! 👏
Love a vampire victim bus seat, service to the next world isnt great on Sundays.
Is that the 'Let them Innnn...? 3 stars, room possessed by evil spirits but an excellent breakfast.
Presume you can also have random/lucky dip.
This looks a good job, spread the word...
#comedy #gags #jokes #humour #butter #jobs
www.standard.co.uk/news/london/...
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You should get a certificate if you sing along to 80% of the tracks.
I've only got 3 pages but might try changing the font to Helvetica 77.
'Meteor ends plan' feels like the only hope this week.
I loved the Mandleson anagrams piece with Stuart Lee, looking forward to War (well, only as a podcast).
🤣 Calgone is gold too. Cheers @philiplickley.bsky.social 👍
What type of detergent will they use? - two tabs of 'Finish'?
#dadjokes #newsgags #deathjokes
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Break a large appendage (as they say in comedy) 👍
Operatives are Instructed to wear protective gloves when cleaning near marine one.
2nd prize - a 2 day visit.
What I WANT is a goddarn cup of tea M#th*rf**ker!!!... Oh, and one of your scones. Lovely weather.
#tarantino #newsjokes #comedy #humour #gags #funny
HmmMm, this IS a tasty scone...
Richard Osman, the presenter of ‘Richard Osman’s House of Games’ announced he is leaving the show after nine years.
Fans of the show have asked the BBC if they plan to make the show shorter? A spokesperson said ‘No - just the presenter.'
#jokes #humour #btnrejects #houseofgames #dadjokes #osman