James Richards

Make two Catalan conmen come up with fake Italian names in a hurry and this is what you get!

"Nanobot furry" oh my days I'll never read that chapter again quite the same way 😆

Latrine Urinal

Standard. I don't know if it's worse like this, openly bent from the start, or the Polish snake who was good until the extra 15 mins given to PSG and the bullshit pen...

Barça dependent on the referee who they presumably brought with them...

Little prick should be on a yellow too...

Well, French anything is usual a precursor to something nasty in British English!

Different rules according to who hosts the most Bunga Bunga parties for Aleksander Čeferin et al...

Lamine Urinal more like. Utter gobshite.

I'm too afraid to Google what a French drain is

Out of a tin in Blighty, sure... Straight from the fish market in Tokyo, not so bad! Speaking as someone who accidently doubled his expenditure on a day trip because he went to a sushi restaurant at the harbour of a fishing village!

When they jumped on the Corbyn-bashing bandwagon while the Tories were trashing everything was when I gave up on that.

When he gets jailed for life (I would personally prefer he gets the Mussolini treatment), they should use Spanish speaking prison guards only, to assist him in his education.

Next time half the defence are out with long term injuries or whatever the fuck happened to Lascelles, maybe try signing some new ones in the January window ffs. Season down the drain.

The January window was suicidal. They basically accepted a write-off of a season. Pathetic lack of ambition.

Whoever decided to not strengthen our defence in January needs to be fucking sacked.

Doing what he's paid for...

Auto da fé for those cunts.

Imagine if Tom Clancy had written this shit in the 80s. We are truly in the stupidest timeline...

Imagine if they actually met demand for the retro training kits... This year and last they sold out, and scalpers made a killing on eBay!

You'd also be turned in to Pol Pot by our press and bumped off by corporate interests.

a man wearing a striped shirt and a hat is singing ALT: a man wearing a striped shirt and a hat is singing

It could be the dragon equivalent of jump starting a car...

There is no-one available. We have no spare right-footed centre-half. This pathetic mewling from the club about no-one better being available is merely an excuse from a badly run club full of people too incompetent and lazy to scout and sign players. Until PIF realise this, we're going nowhere.

Lascelles, Livramento and Schär were all effectively out for the season in January and the club decided not to get reinforcements in and now our remaining defenders are all completely fucked. Whoever made this decision should be sacked.

Step one after the takeover should have been doubling the money of everyone in the recruitment teams of Brighton, Bournemouth and Brentford...

I've said this a few times... We should be aiming at being Brighton on steroids rather than trying to compete with the septic six (well, minus Spuds, they don't fish in the same waters as the others either) in the same transfer markets.

Its quite comical to have missed out on Sheikh Mansour because Ashley was so disgusting, only to end up with owners an order of magnitude richer who can't be arsed to actually do anything with us.

If this doesn't happen, we can assume that the Saudis have no real interest in us anymore.

See also being a republican in the UK...

Finland. I once watched and assisted my then 1yr old annihilate a kilogram punnet of amazing strawberries.