Rob

Burlap covered bushes that look menacing.

Oogie Boogie will getcha

Sad irony here, first hockey, then trains

a stuffed animal with sharp teeth and a beard is looking at the camera . Alt: a stuffed animal with sharp teeth and a beard is looking at the camera .

SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!
SUNDAY!

SNOW MY GAWD!

IT’S …
SNOW-

MA-

GEDDON!!

a red inflatable man is standing in front of a building that says $ dood on it Alt: a red inflatable man is standing in front of a building that says $ dood on it

My wind chimes right now

a man in a leopard print shirt is pointing at something Alt: a man in a leopard print shirt is pointing at something

Would you say … I can’t go for that

We really needed this wind.

“MARY!”

I have a headache.

I haven’t had a headache in a long time.

For the Rob is fat and full of burgers…

I told my doctor it hurts when I raise my arms above my head.

He told me not to raise my arms above my head.

Don’t make me eat this bag of pretzel chips…

Amanda is traveling for work.

I woke up at 3 this morning and couldn’t get back to sleep.

I may go to bed right now.

We went to jazz brunch a couple times. It was rad.

A gas outdoor fireplace on a deck with a white dog in the background.

Back on our bullshit.

Time is fake.

Chorin.

We are so back, baybee.

Well, 48 minutes.

What kind of maniac dips chicken in ice cream???

Your clock is going to spring forward

Kill it. Once it moves. Kill it.

Don’t forget to spring forward tonight.

And never tell the secret….

Day drinking to support local businesses

My wife: can we pause the thing we’re in the middle of for a Moment?

Me: sure.

Moment: I will last no less than 20 minutes. You may go to sleep. But if you do you will be cursed.

Cats are hard.

I am just spitballing no hermit what if we just wore grain sacks.

Woof. I’m tipsy in wine, tacos, and zero power.

Followed by a ripping solo.

“🎵Mission… it’s our second mission … it’s impossible too!”

It’s hard to be a funcle on 3 hours sleep.

Welcome to the reality of fake spring.

Eloté dog.