Gulf of Your Mom.
Gulf of Your Mom.
Iβm a little freak. Iβm a turnt up little freak.
Howβs everyone doing over here? Iβm struggling π©
Am I dying or do I just have gas: a memoir on the craft of being an old bitch
6: βlifts up one of my eyelidsβ So the elf put about 8 million ducks in the hall!!!
Me, in bed, still dark outside: oh yeah? What time is iβ
6: so I have hidden them all around the house for you to find. Here is a bowl. Start now!
Any point in life is a good point to have children if thatβs what you want.
β¦β¦β¦..but having a 6 y/o at 42 could have been workshopped a bit, ijs.
Do I have reply guys? No. But do I have reply fries? Also no but that would be amazing
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I am sorry, I forgot for a brief moment that I had this account.
Yesssss π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
Sport announcers: 58 years old! Wow! Amazing that heβs still alive. How is he even moving around? Will this short walk be the end of the 58 year old?
This has happened to me π
Mom?
I donβt even go between September-March lol
This is like going to a new school in the middle of the year
Okay Iβm here, now where are all my friends?