Anyone coming to my hotel room to sit on this? 🏨🐓
Anyone coming to my hotel room to sit on this? 🏨🐓
Long ass day over, relaxing with a long soak & stroke 🛁🍌
The hotel balcony looks out onto the jungle, and turns out the CCTV looks onto the balcony 🌴 📸
Security guy turned up to “make sure everything was okay” 😏😈
Woke up wanting to be productive, but it’s turning into a lazy day in briefs 🩲🧸
Horned up on the bus and the bumps aren’t helping! 🚍🍆
It’s #humpday, so might as well show off to the gym dad across the road!
Maybe today he’ll come over 😈
Still suffering with random chub ons!
Might be a while till the horn calms down 🥵 🍆
When sunrise hits all the right chunky bits.
Who else is showing off their dad bods today? 🐻 🍑
Hot and heavy balls, that is all 🍒
Have a great day! 🛁
Wet and soapy, the right way to start a day.
Who’s joining me in the shower? 🧼 🚿