What better excuse do you need to justify sending military personnel into a state that is run by people you don’t like?
This orange bitch is already planning an attack against California.
This is the way
Definitely not hiding because they’re criminals. Not a chance. Nope.
Small chance.
74 years ago today, humor and sci-fi author Douglas Adams was born in Cambridge, England. Best known for his "Hitchhiker's Trilogy" (which included five books, by the way) Adams was also a devout atheist until his death in 2001.
#ffrf #douglasadams #dontpanic
I think they’re are nearly 1,000,000 Iranians in Southern California. Seems like a rough look.
ohGr - Welt
Outstanding album
How dare you assume that attention whores will remain whore-ish forever. He probably will.
Here’s a quick factcheck on tomahawks, so you have it:
The only countries aside from US who have access to Tomahawks are:
Current Operators: United Kingdom (Royal Navy) and Australia (Royal Australian Navy).
Future Operators: Japan (2024) and the Netherlands (2025).
They will have snacks and a plan! As a dude I will just help set up chairs and stuff.
At least someone in the US has free healthcare and access to unlimited food and travel, all the while being able to trade stocks with insiders.
If ______ is going to attack another country, they deserve to get bombed in retaliation.
A. Israel
B. Russia
C. USA
See, we’re all fucked.
I just want to be under rule of a murderous dictatorship that forces its citizens to suffer for the personal gain of the ruling class. Is that so hard?
Terrific show!
“It’s too easy to rig these elections, trust me, I’m the best at rigging, most boat captains call me, crying, oh please show us your boat stuff… I have to pivot when they have daughters over the age of 6.”
This fucking idiot.
At Donald's behest, the United States of America is committing crimes against humanity.
And the Republican Party is doing nothing to stop him.
Keyboard Warrior Markwayne Mullin:
LEFT: Pounding his little warrior chest on the Internet.
RIGHT: Cowering and shitting his pants in real life.
Y’all better start paying attention to the AFB in Abilene. Just a tip.
Gritsyuk 💪
We have a country filled to the brim with nazis. Once these racist hillbillies realize they voted for Israel to lead our nation those rubes will become very dangerous.
That orange shithead is going to literally introduce us all to E.T. on live tv and no one will even notice.
Release the files!
This is basically Gary Bettman
Itzza crima to tax American citizens for your own personal gain, bitchass government, don’t giva sheet a ‘bout us. Mamma Mia
It isn’t slobber dripping out of putin’s mouthpiece.
He knows daddy is listening
“I don’t know this fool, lol”
-jeebus
I’m actually working on a fictional story along these lines but shit is so fucked in real life that it’ll probably seem tame before too long.
Charlie Kirk will get a statue from our bitchass government while US citizens are sent to die and be forgotten by the same people.
Thoughts and prayers 🖕
(Takes notes)
