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I remember when Tesla decided to make the first EVs (despite not being the first actual EVs) and now they suck at EVs. If they were ever good at them at all

he has no hair / upon his face
this Kong’s mange / is a big disgrace

FUCK IT, ONE DOLLAR TRANS MARGARITAS FOR THE DOLLS

You, a simpleton: undone by two or more perfectly clean identical toilets.

Me, a genius: taking huge smelly dumps and never cleaning my toilet, such that I can identify my own toilet’s physical location and condition entirely by smell

the ur-RETVRN psycho. they just wanted to roleplay as California gold miners

Hornady Z-Max bullets; not for self-defense. Was perusing Midway's offerings for .40 cal hollow points to try and came across the Hornady Z-Max that they advertised as a brand new item. Looks like the FTX or Critical Defense design, only with a...

Gun guys went crazy fifteen years ago when an ammo manufacturer rolled out “ZOMBIE MAX” ammunition, because zombies are fictional and anyone buying real bullets to “defend” against fake human-like monsters could easily be portrayed as a lunatic in court www.northwestfirearms.com/threads/horn...

Are we ever going to acknowledge that Trump couldn’t operate in a world where his private interests were truly separated from his obligations as president

as someone who monitors right wing media, its under discussed right now but i can tell you conservatives are absolutely terrified of the way talarico is using religious messaging against them

I’ll take my business elsewhere (CAVA, Amazon, Applebees)

“Zombies” has been barely veiled slang for “people I believe I should be personally allowed to murder with impunity” for decades but all the videogame-brain technocrats are jerking off at fully legalizing this imaginary caste system at speeds never before observed by science

Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? No? Well, good news, you’re lookin’ at him kiddo”

I don’t think of my hairy smelly ass as a “design” but maybe I could be an artist too

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Nah that got debunked, the leaky shit faucet is NOT open for business. Repeat do NOT drink from the doodoo water

Felling one vile moron will not kill the ideas rattling around in the heads of morons like him

Happy to report I am not impacted by the false resolution of the Target boycott by virtue of never wanting to go to that shit hole anyways

How many burgers are in a litre

'Hillary praises Trump & says he’s much better in his second term: “I think all of that is a very good signal that there is beginning to be a better understanding both by the President & the people around him… that there can be common ground amongst us”'

Where are all those "Hillary was right about everything" people from the other day? This your fucking queen?

G-reco introduces “pilot seats toilet” with all the comedic timing of a cruise missile

Chinese surveillance: EPIC FAIL
Monitoring social media for 14 hours a day internalizing every scrolling story as if it was ancient mythology: Bad Ass

Can’t believe you didn’t realize this vague string of magic spell words referred to a probably-real life event that probably happened in some niche-of-niche circle you don’t follow. Idiot. Craven fucking fool that you are. How could you not know about this looney tunes shit

Unleashing his Chang.

Counterpoint: it’s fun to see how many crabs we can stack head to ass before the whole pile falls back into the bucket

A few thousand cranks along the Northern California coast are feeling pretty vindicated about their 1970’s bomb shelter investment

The strait of hormel is filled with rockets we can’t be stressing about Tim Onion

The last time I saw Ana post was the last time I ever wanted to see an Ana post. Yet here the devil appears again before me

i bet this shit sounds magical if you're fucking stupid

i fucking wish I was brewing poultices and shit gotdamn

Bruh my court jester is making jokes directly at my expense this is fucking bull shit

Bro trust me. It’s a good game. the core gameplay mechanics are inscrutable, the first 30 to 50 hours aren’t fun, competitive PvP is filled with salty unemployed idiots yelling slurs at you, and 90% of the playerbase will quit playing one month after launch. But it’s a good game bro hop on