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@emilysylveon

31, she/fae/they/it/he/"hey fucker", trans, pan, polyam, plural, autistic, T2D, Ξ˜Ξ”. free palestine, BLM, ACAB, land back, punch every nazi, fuck generative AI, abolish ICE, bring back applewood smoked pulled pork. i won't be normal, you should be weirder.

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you ever just get a casual half hour of advantage

11.03.2026 14:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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paused to make a sandwich mid combo in training mode and came back to some eldritch frame data

11.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Trans women are 0.5% of the population but 0.01% of NCAA athletes. Doesn't look like that big of an advantage to me!

11.03.2026 14:07 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

80s singer Thomas Dolby on raising queer kids: "the eldest is trans, the middle is a lesbian, and the youngest is a drummer"

The 3 genders

11.03.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1193 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 29
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Mario do something. Mario.

11.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Sun Tzu (D-NY) - β€œWhen your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”

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"We took idiosyncratic passages out of context from longer, often challenging works, and asked a supercomputer to render them more palatable in isolation. Which version do you find more palatable in isolation?"

10.03.2026 13:36 πŸ‘ 402 πŸ” 80 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 1

trans athletes were first allowed in the olympics in 2004.

the first 4 openly trans athletes to compete were in the 2021 tokyo summer olympics. only 2 are trans women. of these two, neither chelsea wolfe (bmx freestyle, eliminated) nor laurel hubbard (weightlifting +87kg, dnf) placed in the top 10.

10.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 238 πŸ” 61 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

in case you've never seen it, this is Roger Ebert on The Mummy

10.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 13425 πŸ” 3071 πŸ’¬ 91 πŸ“Œ 236

happy mario day

10.03.2026 17:12 πŸ‘ 151 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

lol, tbh

09.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 456 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

fucked up that "ankh" and "anchor" have no etymological relationship even though they're both topologically a donut

07.03.2026 22:48 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Hasbro’s CEO on J.K. Rowling. We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowling’s politics and what it’s done to the Harry Potter f...

cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch

www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...

09.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 9001 πŸ” 2497 πŸ’¬ 126 πŸ“Œ 175

Oh so when the Bluesky ceo is transitioning it’s fine but when WE do it

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saw this on tumblr and it's literally so true woah

09.03.2026 03:34 πŸ‘ 5243 πŸ” 1966 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 31

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

03.01.2026 18:59 πŸ‘ 7832 πŸ” 1696 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 17

β€œI support Newsom having equal access to everything but oxygen.”

09.03.2026 17:44 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
this probably feels good when you're a printer

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

this probably feels good when you're a printer man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 1688 πŸ” 495 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 13
Illustration of Birdo from Super Mario Brothers

Illustration of Birdo from Super Mario Brothers

"We didn't have trans rep back in the 80s when I was a kid."

Wow, way to disrespect our queen.

09.03.2026 16:41 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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holy shit

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wikipedia article showing an otter with the caption: "North American river otter are probably unaware of how Beatmania IIDX works"

wikipedia article showing an otter with the caption: "North American river otter are probably unaware of how Beatmania IIDX works"

07.03.2026 05:39 πŸ‘ 686 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6

Everyone who set that AI up and everyone responsible for reviewing the target list should be dragged to the Hauge

09.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

in the same vein as how reading books feels nourishing in an age of algorithm curated content you gotta find a cool radio station you like. when you're sad driving home a good dj knows you need to hear Mary J. Blige in a way the spotify demons could never

09.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 70 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps?

Gregg: No, it kills them.

Mae: [Holding wasp spray] Is this good for wasps? Gregg: No, it kills them.

Greggory Lee. Customer Service Director.

#NITW #nightinthewoods #greggorylee #maeborowski

08.03.2026 21:04 πŸ‘ 4251 πŸ” 1153 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 5
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 39076 πŸ” 6899 πŸ’¬ 445 πŸ“Œ 163

I once interviewed an expert on oil consumption that focused on consumers. He said low gas prices are a religion for Americans and they will do absolutely nonsensical things to access them, like drive miles and miles out of their way.

If you wanna lose votes as fast as possible, raise gas prices.

08.03.2026 19:58 πŸ‘ 1460 πŸ” 286 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 35

"WebP compresses better, don't you want the internet to be fast!?" yeah i do maybe we could work on not embedding twenty megabytes of trackers and other bullshit JavaScript so your page runs without adblocking most of it first. no? then fuck webp. that's my opinion

08.03.2026 22:49 πŸ‘ 1018 πŸ” 392 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 15
Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Women are my favorite guy"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

Screenshot from the Planet of the Bass Tiktok where lyrics on screen say "Tell the world 'stop the war'"

This song feels incredibly relevant today.

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