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Writer @ simonsweetman.substack.com Organiser of “Say The Thing” monthly open mic for poets and prose writers at Underworld Tavern. Collector of movie soundtracks, novelisations, lover of made-for-TV movies. CD and Cassette Tape enthusiast.

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Poetry Reading: Bus Stop Poems from Poetry in Motion (March 12, 2026) Here’s an audio recording of three poems I delivered at the March Poetry in Motion, with a plug for “Say The Thing” at our new venue MEOW

Been known to rock a (open) mic from time to time. First time this year was tonight: simonsweetman.substack.com/p/poetry-rea...

12.03.2026 10:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Poem: Line Drawing A poem about where and how to draw the line, or even how and when to stand in it…

New poem about drawing the line, or wondering why you’re even bothering to stand in it: open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

11.03.2026 21:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It’s beautiful, but its books are downgraded by Redmer Yska When our beloved Central Library reopens on Saturday, and you walk through its beautiful spaces again, look out of the corner of your eye and see if you can catch a glimpse of a ghos...
10.03.2026 19:08 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Short Story: Uncle Jersey Wednesday is about books and reading, and writing. Here, today, one of my recent/ish short stories. Wrote this one last year. Submitted it to Steve Braunias for consideration. He said it was shit.

New short story by me, it’s called “Uncle Jersey” - open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

10.03.2026 11:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Autism Diaries?! (Part 102) A new occasional series here at “Sounds Good”

Chapter 102 of The Autism Diaries?! - open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

10.03.2026 05:37 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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What A Good Score! – #50: Match Point (Various Artists) What A Good Score is a new series here at Off The Tracks – looking at movie soundtracks, the good, the band and the astounding…

“What a Good Score!” is an occasional series on “Sounds Good!” Over on Substack. First one in a while is here, soundtrack to Woody Allen’s “Match Point” - simonsweetman.substack.com/p/what-a-goo... — not technically ‘a score’ but it works very much like one.

09.03.2026 20:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

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So far the war on Iran has cost $9.4 billion.

That's $1 billion per day.

$41,666,667 per hour.

$11,574 per second.

Thousands of lives lost.

People don't want this. They want a living wage. They want healthcare. They want to be able to afford a home. They want their basic needs met.

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2023 omg will he be leader?
Will the guy who was a CEO and stuff be leader?
What do you mean we should ask more questions, he was a CEO and stuff.

2026 omg when’s he getting rolled? Today? Tomorrow?
Whoever thought he’d be a good PM cos he was a CEO and stuff must of had rocks in their head eh?

08.03.2026 19:11 👍 71 🔁 15 💬 9 📌 1

‘Wanting to be truthful but with a soft heart’ - interview with Talia Marshall on writing her memoir Whaea Blue and what she’s working on now

08.03.2026 20:12 👍 9 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
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Poem: Blurred Brushstrokes From A Moving Vehicle A poem about the (de)meaning of life…

New poem:

simonsweetman.substack.com/p/poem-blurr...

08.03.2026 20:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Chairs! Monday is about movies, sometimes TV. Today, I watched “The Chair Company” and I’m sure glad I did!

Wrote about “The Chair Company” — love it!

open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

08.03.2026 11:08 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Fear Is A Man's Best Friend
Fear Is A Man's Best Friend YouTube video by John Cale - Topic

John Cale: Fear Is A Man's Best friend - from his 1974 album, Fear; guitar and slide guitar by Phil Manzanera; synthesizer and effects by Brian Eno youtube.com/watch?v=cm2t...

Produced by John Cale; executive production by Eno and Phil Manzanera

08.03.2026 02:48 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
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Jenny Bornholdt in a relaxed and warm conversation with Damien Wilkins featuring a generous selection of Jen’s greatest hits wrapped up the Verb Writers portion of the Aotearoa NZ Festival tonight. Jen’s new book What to Wear is terrific too - check it out!

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We have a new poster and a new venue for this year; same day and time. Last Wed of every month, starting March. See you in a couple of weeks hopefully…

08.03.2026 03:59 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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Poem: Clean Sweep a poem about how the tools of rhythm doubled in pice, while the rhythm of work halved in satisfaction

New poem called “Clean Sweep” -

It’s $80 to buy a set
of wire brushes.

Not so long ago
it was $40.

A salary would take
five times longer to double —

work satisfaction can halve
in a swish.

open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

07.03.2026 20:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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The Hot Coals I Place Under My Own Feet A Sunday essay about how the passion is the payment — monetisation is always a bonus, it can never be the expectation

A Sunday essay about how the passion is the payment — monetisation is always a bonus but it cannot be the expectation:

07.03.2026 20:23 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED

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Went and saw “The Bride!” Um, so you don’t have to…

05.03.2026 18:44 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Doin’ The Thing Friday is about music. So links and playlists. A bit more esoteric than usual today, and more about writing than music — but it’s writing about music. And there’s still the links and a playlist, etc.

Friday’s Substack newsletter is about “Doin’ The Thing” — both the album, and the writing about the album/s: simonsweetman.substack.com/p/doin-the-t...

05.03.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Poem: RE:STRUCTURE A poem about comms and restructuring, and language. And other silliness besides.

Here’s a poem about comms, restructuring, language, and other silliness: open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

05.03.2026 02:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Music Critic: Gorillaz new album "The Mountain" Music critic Simon Sweetman joins Jesse to give his reckons on the Gorillaz latest album 'The Mountain'. It's the ninth album and arrives as the band celebrates its 25th anniversary - so has they stay...

I had a chat on RNZ about the Gorillaz’ new album, “The Mountain”. A quite wonderful, wide-ranging meditation on death, and a mostly really lovely album: www.rnz.co.nz/national/pro...

04.03.2026 03:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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SAY THE THING starts at the end of this month for 2026. A new venue too! We’ll be in Meow, the last Wednesday of each month. Open for all. Come and read your poem, your essay, your story, do your comedy routine, come and be heard …with your spoken word!

03.03.2026 17:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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February Poetry Dump (2026) Wednesday is about books and writing. (And reading). Once a month or so I share the latest poems I’ve written. Here’s the poetry reflections from the first month of 2026.

A dozen new poems, and a reading with Q&A that was podcasted, that was the February review for poetry from me. Here it all is in the latest ‘dump’ - simonsweetman.substack.com/p/february-p...

03.03.2026 17:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Poem: Where The Fuck Is Bus Etiquette? A poem about the daily grind, and the depletion of social interaction

A poem about the daily grind, under the depletion of social interaction: open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

03.03.2026 05:35 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Only CDs Is Sounding Like These # 88: Frank Sinatra, “New York, New York: His Greatest Hits” (1987) A new occasional series — CDs are coming back baby! And I’m here for it. BIGTIME! Also, some albums just REALLY suit the format, right

Sometimes you just need a Single Serve CD. Here’s one fine example. Never my favourite Frank Sinatra album/compilation, but often my favourite Frank Sinatra “CD” - open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

02.03.2026 18:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A big part of the authoritarian playbook is war. War takes over the news. War blots out criticism. War divides a nation’s people, subjecting those against it to being called unpatriotic. War grants leaders all sorts of emergency powers. War consumes everything else.

We mustn’t let this war do so.

01.03.2026 23:01 👍 23241 🔁 7890 💬 695 📌 322

The Norwegian Consumer Council with a brief explainer on what Cory Doctorow christened ensh*ttification

02.03.2026 01:44 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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A Week of Movies…(Feb 23-March 1, 2026) Monday is about movies and TV. This week, a diary of the films I watched…

Over on Substack today, the week in movies just been; a review: open.substack.com/pub/simonswe...

01.03.2026 18:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Traps and Prisons | Evangeline Riddiford Graham Rather than create opportunities for similarly milquetoast morality and wobbly reasoning, Adam forces her readers to commit to the giants outright and upfront, and base our solidarity purely on the pr...

Love this thoughtful engagement with Pip Adam's whole body of work, by Evangeline Riddiford Graham for n+1.

@nplusonemag.com
@pipadam.bsky.social

www.nplusonemag.com/online-only/...

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