Poor widdle baby! Gimme some of those troubling eight-figures and I will ease your burden… 🤔💰
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Poor widdle baby! Gimme some of those troubling eight-figures and I will ease your burden… 🤔💰
Amazing visual! 🐮🔥
They looked like licorice. Only one or two bites from me in that case. 🐛
A screenshot of Christopher Titus’s Threads account (@titusnation) with the post: “Well, after watching Trump keep deferring to Netanyahu about war plans, it’s obvious we’re now the Jewnited States of Jewmerica”
“Well, after watching Trump keep deferring to Netanyahu about war plans, it’s obvious we’re now the Jewnited States of Jewmerica” 😮
Crappy hack comedian says what? 🤔
Not like Christopher Titus’s opinion means much… But what an antisemitic idiot! 👎
www.threads.com/@titusnation...
“Marty Supreme” was a decent film I utterly never have to watch again. 👍
The Safdie Bros should issue merit badges for endurance for anyone who sits through any of their films… Especially this one that clocks in at around 2 hours and 30 minutes… Yeeesh! 🎞️😥
Not horrible, but not worth a rewatch. ⏳
Classy shack! It’s neo-modernist bungalow! 🏠
“Ghazali was originally from Mashghara, a town in Lebanon’s Beqaa Valley. […] The two brothers were known to be members of Hezbollah, the Iranian-backed militant group, the official said.” 🤔
Well, isn’t _that_ special! 🤔
Is that one of the shacks near the far end of Emmons Avenue? All of those places are shacks intended to be temporary, but ended up being permanent and never flood resilient. 🏚️
A ladder placed safely on the ground. Five black cats sit upon the ladder like they're in some kind of children's story about black cats. The text reads: Friday the 13th when you always land on your feet. If you are not a cat: Place your ladder on a firm, flat surface. Always have a spotter.
Five black cats upon a ladder sat,
something something always have a spotter.
Lisa Park, 29, literally died after running into her ex while he was on a date and saying, “Don’t have too much fun.” Like, what the fuck was that?
"Loaded with explosives..."
Fuck you "pro-Palestine" accounts who produce negative rhetoric and think it doesn't put all Jewish communities at risk.
And Fuck you 'AIPAC-Boogeyman' junkies, who want to blame every problem on a Jewish PAC.
And double fuck you to @ninaturner.bsky.social.
“Rep. Kevin Kiley (California) said Monday that he is immediately changing his party affiliation on the House’s official roster from Republican to independent, further complicating the ability of Speaker Mike Johnson (R-Louisiana) to manage the Republican Conference.” 🥳
Another one bites the dust!💥
“…has dropped the pretense of protecting women…” 🤣
“Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP” 🫡
Okay, chief!
“9-11 was horrible! Wait a second! Seems like Osama Bin Laden is quoting the ‘Protocols of the Elders of Zion’ and I kinda agree with it so he makes a valid point!” 🤢
“I don’t really believe in the wars we’ve fought in the past, because they were my dad’s wars. And that’s one of the reasons I’m supportive of this cool and new policy we currently have.”
There! I fixed it!
Hate to say it, but I think the U.S. needs to brace itself for another 9-11… But with tons of “tankies” (aka: idiots) unmasked and screaming, “We deserved it!” 😔
'History Sighs, Repeats Itself' Headline T-Shirt
You have lots of limitations. Spending shouldn't be one of them. http://store.theonion.com/products/history-sighs-repeats-itself-onion-headline-t-shirt-1
One car is parked the wrong way; or the other three are parked the wrong way… 🤔
Regardless, that is a stunning array of boots.
At least he died doing what he loved… 😔
Jason McNamarra Jason McNamarra, 28, did technically swallow that sword.
You can use this meme again tomorrow.
Looks like it is the Iranian Supreme Leader versus the American Supreme Idiot.
Seems like a cool choice… I wish you the best of wishes with this acappella endeavor… 🎶
Blumenthal after getting briefed on Iran: "We seem to be on a path toward deploying American troops on the ground in Iran to accomplish any of the potential objectives here. There's also the specter of active Russian aid to Iran putting in danger American lives ... China also may be assisting Iran"
Mario is selling a book called “it’s a me.” He’s at a book reading meet the author event. He says “so I said to myself, Mario you’re on your last life. If you want to write a book, you have to do it now”
Happy MAR10 day
Chris Murphy: "I Just came from a two hour, closed door classified briefing on the war. It just confirmed to me it's totally incoherent. We are not gonna be able to achieve any of our stated objectives ... this is a disaster of epic proportions, a 10 day debacle"
Minecraft + Lack of Meaningful Social Contact = This 🤔
