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Jonah Gregory

@arealjonah

He/They writer of science fiction, fantasy, poetry, and lover of lo-fi photography. I started a blog in 2026 which seemed like a good idea at the time: https://jonah-writes-stuff.ghost.io/

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10.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 3390 πŸ” 1187 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, Capcom. One question: What the fuck?

10.03.2026 18:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

These have been on my "to read" list for way too long. Going to rectify that.

10.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you're scared of protesting or a general strike because you could lose your job, healthcare, and housing, or even go to jail, now you understand why the US has no universal healthcare or housing and no guaranteed parental leave, but DOES have the largest prison and police system on planet Earth.

09.03.2026 17:04 πŸ‘ 2049 πŸ” 876 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 19
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10.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 919 πŸ” 386 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4

We had just enough snow to cancel school, which means I got an extra hour of sleep.

Sleep rocks. Highly recommend it.

10.03.2026 16:10 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Chinchillazilla

My dealer: got some straight gas πŸ”₯πŸ˜› this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd πŸ’―

Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton

My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us
December 23, 2023 at 5:41PM

Chinchillazilla My dealer: got some straight gas πŸ”₯πŸ˜› this strain is called "Hogfather" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd πŸ’― Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just had a full conversation with a rat skeleton My buddy Teatime pacing: the tooth fairy is lying to us December 23, 2023 at 5:41PM

12.07.2025 13:08 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 47 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1
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Revisiting my Smaug the Golden painting on the blog today. Created for the Hobbit card game 14 years ago, it is still my favorite of the five Smaug paintings I did for the game. christopherburdett.blogspot.com/2026/03/revi... #smaug #dragonart #dragonartist #thehobbit #smaugart #smaugartist #hobbit

09.03.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 222 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

I really love isopods they do such a great job. Well done isopods please keep up the good work.

09.03.2026 21:32 πŸ‘ 65 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

I'm so happy to hear this.

My kids (teenagers) and all their friends also hate AI.

09.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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streaming up a helping of Thief Gold today (1999/PC) twitch.tv/RetrogradeTom

#pcgaming #retropc #retro #retrogaming #retrogame

09.03.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everything is about something. For example the fast and the furious franchise is about family. and Pixar movies are about how easy it is to get people to pay you money to manipulate them emotionally. godfather is also about family.

09.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A monarch caterpillar climbing a chopstick

A monarch caterpillar climbing a chopstick

 Different caterpillar climbing the chopstick and reaching upward

Different caterpillar climbing the chopstick and reaching upward

I put a chopstick in the milkweed pot and they love it. it’s the place to be. anyone who’s anyone is climbing the chopstick.

09.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 240 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Text saying "You've read your last free article."

Jacked action hero with goon in headlock, in raspy yet firm voice:

08.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 5406 πŸ” 928 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 0

I need every single male artist that follows me to read this. It's not very long. You need to bear witness to this shit. You have to see it with your own eyes because you never will in your everyday life.

I'm serious, read it all please

08.03.2026 03:46 πŸ‘ 6289 πŸ” 3126 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 19

I haven’t played it yet but Brittany really enjoyed it.

08.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My shop is tessfowlerart.bigcartel.com

My ko-fi is ko-fi.com/tessfowler

If we make ten sales before Sunday night, we have rent. Late again, so late fees attached. But ten sales would bring us to safety for another few weeks. Thank you so so so much!!

07.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 60 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Two panels of the Simpsons. Panel one is Bart looking horrified with the caption β€œI can’t believe there are nine more of these books.”
Panel two Homer has his hand on Bart’s shoulder comforting him with the caption β€œnine more of these books, so far!”

Two panels of the Simpsons. Panel one is Bart looking horrified with the caption β€œI can’t believe there are nine more of these books.” Panel two Homer has his hand on Bart’s shoulder comforting him with the caption β€œnine more of these books, so far!”

Listening to the latest Noobtown episode of @372pages.bsky.social and all I could think of when @conorlastowka.bsky.social mentions how many books are left in the series was this meme.

08.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine having this take in 2026.

07.03.2026 20:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Bro-in-law and I talked my nephew into playing our mutual favorite Final Fantasy.

X, which got a ton of crap when it came out but still has one of my favorite battle and leveling systems ever.

07.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I am jealous. This is an amazing shirt.

07.03.2026 20:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small yellow bollard with triangles where ropes/chains can be attached that look like little arms akimbo. Someone has drawn on two black lines like frowning eyebrows to complete the indignant look

A small yellow bollard with triangles where ropes/chains can be attached that look like little arms akimbo. Someone has drawn on two black lines like frowning eyebrows to complete the indignant look

Another disapproving post

21.05.2025 12:44 πŸ‘ 1779 πŸ” 302 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

a t shirt that says protect trans kids with wolverine in pink and blue by A.L. kaplan

LOOK WHAT I GOT

07.03.2026 19:27 πŸ‘ 2698 πŸ” 472 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 26
Cover are for Pitt issue two from Image comics. A young blonde haired kid runs towards a giant monster man. He has huge hands with sharp claws (the monster guy, not the kid). He is wearing a lot of chains and a tiny red and black vest. He has a his hair in a pony tail (again, not the kid. The monster man.)

Cover are for Pitt issue two from Image comics. A young blonde haired kid runs towards a giant monster man. He has huge hands with sharp claws (the monster guy, not the kid). He is wearing a lot of chains and a tiny red and black vest. He has a his hair in a pony tail (again, not the kid. The monster man.)

Since I have no context, I just assume when people are talking about The Pitt it’s a show about this guy.

07.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now we are watching the High School Musical @rifftrax.com

07.03.2026 08:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Took the family out to dinner and we’ve been playing various Jackbox games all evening.

07.03.2026 07:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I used to love star war now I’m like what the heck?!

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Star war

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Each of the battles should have been at least half an issue and Homelander on par with Superman? Fuck off with that noise. It’s not even close.

07.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@hackintimseeley.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:20 πŸ‘ 12556 πŸ” 4614 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 26