Maggie

Did you know that if a movie is bad you can just leave? You're allowed to Just Leave places. FYI.

Just wanna hold hands with all my friends and tell them I love them sm 🥹🥹

How come there's not Theater Kids compete to make a musical reality TV show like the cooking shows? I'd watch the hell out of that.

Did it get better in the air? :O

Exactly why swop behind bars has a pen pal program!

"Mail Call often happens in public spaces in the prison. When someone hears their name called by a prison guard during Mail Call, it is a reminder that people on the outside care about that person"

www.swopbehindbars.org/programs-and...

New plan, I just pretend the skeleton is my baby. I will pat his head gently, frequently. I will take him to the grocery store and put him in the cart seat.

My hypothetical child's skeleton will arrive in a box in a few days. No idea when a hypothetical child will materialize. But in the meantime, I will dress my skeleton in bikinis.

Where we're at with baby fever currently is that I saw a thread about children bonding with Halloween skeleton decorations & was immediately like, "My hypothetical future child deserves this experience. Add skeleton to cart."

Don't know who needs to hear this, but

Unclench your jaw

Let your shoulders drop

Liquefy all your connective tissue for the nutrients

Slither bonelessly off your chair

Wick yourself up the walls through capillary action

Envelop the room

Become a new god

Become a new god

"Heterosexuality must be understood as a politically assisted procreation technology" -Preciado

my advice to young writers? if you buy coffee in brick packaging it can be tough to open, easy to spill, and difficult to reseal. the trick is to buy a can of coffee first, and when it runs out, reuse that can as a place to pour bricks of coffee in. i’m sorry, what was the question

A young boy plays Oregon Trail at a kitchen table. One of his characters has cholera.

More surprising than my youngest obsessively playing the Apple IIe version of Oregon Trail over the last week is that he apparently had an entire table of other students at his math tutoring place tossing around pro strats. “A kid told me you don’t have to buy clothes. You can just tank through it.”

I know it's deeply uncool to repost a screenshotted meme without cropping it. But I simply cannot be bothered. Everyone gets my memes with a low battery icon and a bad aspect ratio. This is what self-love looks like.

Yesterday a new acquaintance said with some suspicion, "You are too young to have done all the things you've say you've done." This sounds like a flex but is actually just a testament to my short attention span and life-long allergy to specialization.

If someone asks me for a favor today I will probably bite their head off. That's how I know I'm a grumpy baby who needs a nap.

Daniel Craig's steady evolution into Judith Butler is one of the few sources of honest joy I have in this world

I am normal and can be trusted with raised API rate limits

The content bubble I want to stay in forever

This is not a complaint

Sometimes I log in here and see I still only follow 5 people so my whole feed is just @cara.city posts

POV the split second of panics when you catch her texting her new side piece before you remember you're both poly

Decriminalization of sex work means just that- Decriminalization of sex work.

It doesn't mean Decriminalization of trafficking.

That's like arguing it's legal to make someone run drugs for you if your state has legal weed.

Trafficking =/= sex work.

Dear god what fresh hell is this for writers?

Georgette from Oliver and Company. A femme dog eats chocolate and watches TV while doing leg exercises in bed

Georgette from Oliver in Company, a femme dog with a big bow pokes her head from behind a changing screen, flirty.

Georgette, an icon

a fictional character I base my personality around

Yesterday I taught someone to twerk to meditation music at a midwife center. how was your day, honey?

Tell me why I hit my head on a metal shelf and it gonged exactly like a meditation bell.

Feeling very mocked rn.

Soaring into the week’s end