Gnaw

dear god

like where’s the chrome at

im a sleepy boy

happy fleshday i hope you get a lot of presidents and goodies

what will it do

they're just letting anyone die now huh...

nice one lol

They need to invent procrastination where you don't have to deal with its consequences later

Still from Hayden Pedigo - The Happiest Times I Ever Ignored (Official Video) with caption "Don't be too hard on yourself, you're doing great!"

Don't be too hard on yourself, you're doing great!

a scientist working on a ground breaking vaccine:

his full name is luigi’s mansion actually

there’s some wicked irony on united healthcare’s ceo being a fat man and his assassinator being a buff and strong man

Little gray kitten with its paw under its chin looking thoughtful as hell. Like Lil kitty is reclining and just thinkin about stuff. Presumably cat related stuff that we humans couldn't even conceive of. Like a mouse or something. I'm talking ball of yarn here. I'm fully aware of mice and yarn sure but not like a cat would be. I would just call fireman or something but a cat has a plan for all these situations and it is all derived from thinking real hard. Truly an inspiration for me and others.

I love using the alt text

2025 the year of the grift. You heard it hear first folks

gm king

finally

being on here feels like being in a bomb bunker lowkey

#FuckElonMusk

wow