Black Forest Cult 🍒🍫

We thrive in sumptuous variety

Today is a wonderful day for revenge

Who shall set a gift upon our altar today?

A most divine discovery!

A Black Forest pin badge

Like any professional group body, there is a pin badge available for virtuous acolytes

We have had difficulties crossing the Baltic Sea but hope our followers will grow enough to flourish there

For gatherings we would point to @mcdoogleh.bsky.social as our priestess will be across another sea by the 20th

We hope you are sated, acolyte

A Costa Black Forest hot chocolate, topped with whipped cream and a hearty drizzle of cherry syrup dripping decadently. There is more syrup drizzled down the insides of the glass. It looks incredibly decadent and luxurious.

In this cult, hedonism is found in rich, velvety, Black Forest fruitfulness. 🍒

‘Tis the season.

@blackforestcult.bsky.social

A new offering @blackforestcult.bsky.social, a Black Forest danish

Revenge best served hot

Summoning a good time 🍒🍫☕️🙏

Indulgence is not a sin, but an absolute

We are ever present. Across the many spiritual channels we roam: the sky, the gram, the clock

We accept a variety of worship and ritual offerings:

🍒 imbibing a Black Forest beverage
🍒 baking a Black Forest treat
🍒 drawings or prose
🍒 bringing another soul to the fold

Welcome, Priestess

The time is upon us, come forward for your annual rituals

Soon…

A quiet but unsettling rumbling can be heard

A tall glass of dark chocolate with a foam top. It's on a cafe table with a small dried flower arrangement. Black Forest cold chocolate.

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praise the goblet Black Forest Cold Chocolate in Thessaloniki 🤌🏼🙌🏽 🍒🍫