Iri 🔞

don’t get me wrong, sex is great, but have you ever had someone be patient and gentle with you when your abandonment issues are acting up

Have you ever changed a diaper?

Don’t be telling me about changing diapers. I’m the diap fucking master.

You changed a lot of them?

Shit yeah. Got my technique down and everything. I don’t be tickling or nothing.

Would you change a guy's diaper?

...Fuck you.

Do not hit on me in my place of work. eew eew eew eew yuck eew

Asexuality and Kink: Why Do So Many Aces Love It? YouTube video by Meghan Sandor-Schielke

Been thinking a lot about it lately bc of this video

And like what am I supposed to say, "Oh, sorry, my model of attraction is totally different from the norm. I'm p much just here for the sensory experience or for the narrative, but we don't have one of those established rn."

I keep thinking abt times when someone did something "sexy" at me and I just sort of smiled pleasantly bc I don't get it or know how I'm supposed to respond, and they look at me so weird.

I've denied myself access to my asexuality for a long time bc I know people who are ace-er than me. I'm not sex repulsed, I like kink and I like being made to feel good by others, I think, hypothetically. But I'm demisexual, and I DON'T experience sex like allos do.

Agonizing over a typo in my last post. Please god forgive me, it was 2.5 hours after my bedtime

I'll say this and someone will be like "oooh you're a cuck, you're a cuck 🤣🤭 " but I just think sex is for fun. Sometimes I wanna read, not write. I'm a sub bottom who likes to beat people up until they're more bruise than woman, the rules are all in your head. Life could be dream.

I think sex is cool and fun and sometimes I don't wanna have sex. Or, like, there'll be something I think is hot, that I want no part in. Cum is hot, but cum on my face is a sensory nightmare, and I'M not gonna cum on someone's face, that'd feel weird and out of character. But I do wanna see it.

(Acesexually) can I watch you two have sex

brooo they're drawing you as a woman for international women's day. you look way happier. don't worry about it.

all girls should have a phase in their life where they just post bulge for other gay women and sleep all day

A crude drawing of a figure with their arms crossed, staring at the camera with uncanny blue eyes & a smirk.

special ed teachers after winning an argument with a mentally disabled 6 year old

Shout out to girls who are fat. Fat girls are so fucking cute

she eepy now

a comic. sinkdog sits on the countertop, broken dishes on the floor around her. she apologizes to a dog character (let's call her daisy) sweeping up the broken glass, who responds "it's okay!" in the next panel daisy is washing dishes in sinkdog, who is laying on the counter, looking away with tears running down her face. "it will get like this again." sinkdog comments. "and i'll help you again." daisy replies. "even if i never get better?" "of course." in the next couple of panels we see a clean, normal sink, and sinkdog rising up from the counter, now a regular intact dog character, freed from the mental block that was the dirty dishes. daisy clasps sinkdog (who is now wearing a hoodie and pj pants) on the shoulders and says "i hope i could unstick you a little bit." sinkdog smiles tearfully back. in the final panel they hug. daisy says "i love you." sinkdog looks relieved.

everyone wished really hard and manifested a friend for sinkdog

a three panel sketch of the character sinkdog (originally by daleport996) laying on a cluttered, filthy counter. she's surrounded by dirty dishes, and her basin is full of dishes and dirty dishwater, which trickles out as she sits up on her elbows, looking exhausted. in the next panel she is throwing a dish and leaning forward, causing her contents to come crashing out of her onto the floor. in the third panel she's standing, tethered to the counter by a drainpipe, looking at the shattered mess of dirty dishes and dishwater spattered on the floor. the remnants of her basin pour down her legs. the sink in a disabled household is a constant source of stress and yuckiness and i wanted to make some sinkdog fanart with that bit of pain in it. we don't usually see her all gross and dirty and miserable. someone on tumblr talked about how sinkdog is kinda cathartic because you scoop all the yucky parts out of the girl to make her into an object of cleanliness (and how it's ironic because she's kink art) and it had me thinking about how sinks are also yucky. feeling like even if you scrape yourself hollow, girlhood can still feel dirty. inescapable. plus the torment that you'll never be really done doing dishes because more dirty dishes are produced daily haha

one must imagine sisyphus

do you think we could have been childhood friends

vampire girl who kidnaps you to keep you as a bloodbag but she keeps slipping estradiol into your iron supplements and brushing your hair and cooing and it's honestly pretty nice and it's not like you had anything to go Back to right you should really just stay with her you think

a comic. panel 1: spatzle, a duckling, peeks through a doorway. “Are you crying?” she says. panels 2-4: her mother, sitting mostly shrouded in darkness, wipes her eyes and says, “yes.” panel 5: Spätzle approaches her. She is tiny while her mother looms large, huddled in the darkened corner. “What’s wrong,” Spätzle asks. Her mother says, “everything.”

a comic. panel 1: Spätzle’s mother says from the shadows, “I wish I never met your father.” panel 2: “I wish I never left my parents.” panel 3: “I wish I never came to america.” panel 4: Spätzle site on the floor by her feet. “I’m happy you did those things. If you didn’t, I wouldn’t be here.” panel 6: from the darkness, Spätzle’s mother says, “go to bed.”

a comic. panel 1: Spätzle and Fanlee sit together. Fanlee is reading and Spätzle appears to have been drawing, but she’s distracted. panel 2: Spätzle says, “hey real quick can you tell me you like having me around”

10PM on a Wednesday

sometimes ill think im putting on a voice because im a different headmate but then i try and talk normal and i cant

greeedy but it's mutual 🤝🤭

hey don't cry, putting you in a rock tumbler, okay? Nice and smooth, alright?

Also, just, like, the expected level of touch and comfort is totally different for a pet. If I fall asleep in your lap, it is a gift and a treasure, and also you can't get up, and everyone gets that when a cat does it, but I'm "in the way" and "soft" and "a bit big to be doing this" idc zzzzz pet me

I love pokemon I love all the little creatures they are my friend also I think being captured and owned and loved and cared for and going on an advemture is hot. I think it would be hot. So. yeah. I think a moon ball would be really pretty-- I know there's no capture bonus but they're pretty, okay??

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays