Allison 🧬⚾️

I can't wait until she is gone.

credit to the mariners, no one works harder. most teams have to make it to the regular season before the clubhouse vibes turn insanely weird

Steve Cohen and The Epstein Files The Mets owner appears in The Epstein Files over one hundred times

If you'd like to read more about it...

themetsnewsletter.com/p/steve-cohe...

Steve Cohen being in the Epstein files felt inevitable

I am always astounded by how thoroughly Adidas dog walks Nike on a regular basis regarding soccer kits. The Nike soccer kits are so bad and the Adidas ones are so good and I yearn for the day the USWNT is outfitted by Adidas instead of Nike (will probably never happen).

He’s still gonna win all his ABS challenges lol.

I will, thanks! 😊

lol yeah sure ok according to the fanfic you made up in your own head as cope

Mhmm. Sure buddy. Whatever helps you sleep at night. You just seem salty. I’ll continue to enjoy watching him play. Have a nice day.

Bias? What bias? I stated a simple fact that Juan Soto is on the Mets. What is biased about that? You seem very upset over nothing.

Lmao I don’t live in New York. I live in DC.

Idk seems like you cared enough to comment.

Well since I’m a Mets fan, it would follow that I care.

girl who is going to be okay dot jpeg

Juan Soto plays for the New York Mets 🙂

We’re at a Pokémon bar trivia night and I thought we had the best team name with “Professor Oak is Ash’s Dad Truthers” but I think we might’ve been bested by “Mr. Mime is in the Files.”

WBC wheeeeeeeee!!!

A rare “bless the dog for waking me up early” day because I get to consume this treat of a baseball game. Peak WBC content right now.

my most pollyanna trait is that i love things like the olympics and the world baseball classic bc they show how much more we all have in common

The Pitt not throwing in an Andrew McCutchen reference during their July 4 Pittsburgh season WHICH FEATURES A FURRY is such an oversight. The kind of thing I could've fixed for them for one hour of work and a reasonable $25,000 fee. But if the show doesn't want to be accurate, I can't help them

Once again @petitephd.bsky.social has achieved greatness in episode titling.

I solemnly swear I will not rest until I talk to every single 2000s MLB player about the oddities of their careers

The one in which we declare ourselves Weaver Believers and celebrate unhinged bullpen energy.

My first family fr

Every time they smack a player’s ass for a job well done, my brain is now going to go “culo aquí, cullo allá”

She is an excellent follow.

Today I learned via Katia Lindor’s IG story that Francisco Lindor has seen Heated Rivalry and him describing it is fantastic content lmao