Let Johnny Knoxville have a trip to the criterion closet

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Grimace should be wearing a Mets hat for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade

Fans storming the field with a few seconds left. This has become an epidemic, and something's got to change. They must start doing it when there are a few minutes left

Jackson Arnold is playing his ass off tonight

i never leave home without my headphones id die

Worked Jersey local indies forever ago. No idea if he’s any good but he’s paid dues, brother

tfw when you are not just merely dead but really most sincerely dead

Elon didn’t do it. It was me, Austin.

The best part of the Aaron Rodgers/Jets story is that he got injured, and nothing good happened, and then he got healthy and nothing good happened then either

mahomes won a super bowl straight up, then he almost won one with no o-line, then he won one on one leg, then he won one with receivers who'd never seen a football before, now he's trying to win one while throwing a horrifyingly dumb pick every game. he's trying to win football on every balatro deck

I once worked G-Murda and Jamal Jackson in a rag and G-Murda hit me so hard I couldn’t hear for like two weeks. 2KW rocked.

2KW?

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“Katie’s a beautiful person but has an extremely huge head” is an incredible line. Boxing rocks.

10 wrestlers to get to know me: 🤼

Mick Foley
Orange Cassidy
Roddy Piper
Jeff Hardy
Chris Hero
CM Punk
Eddie Kingston
Alex Shelley
Human Tornado
Justice Pain

Emailed my congressman for the first time ever because Seth Moulton decided to show his true self in regards to trans kids playing sports while giving an interview to the New York Times. It won’t change the world but it’s not nothing and I’m tired of watching the world burn around me.

NBA: Celtics
NFL: Patriots
NHL: Bruins unless the Whalers ever return
College: Oklahoma and Holy Cross football, UConn basketball
MLB: Red Sox
WNBA: Sun (Connecticut represent)
Soccer: My in-laws root for Arsenal so them by default