Lil Miss WAPpenheimer

If you go to the thrift shop without me???
That's a body.
I don't make the rules.
Oh wait no...i do.

a cartoon of a toaster with a face on it is on a kitchen counter Alt: a cartoon of a toaster with a face on it is on a kitchen counter

I SWEATERGAWD I NEVER LEARN
I SHOULD'VE EATEN BEFORE I HIT THAT 🖊

The oui'd 🖊 is beating my assssss

PeptoMami out here with that hefty 🫎👊
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a woman in a sequined jacket is smiling and saying maybe i will , maybe i will ! Alt: a woman in a sequined jacket is smiling and saying maybe i will , maybe i will !

I swear I heard her mutter PeptyMom as she left the room... but maybe it's this oui'd 🖊
Maybe...just maybe
I should mind my business

a man wearing sunglasses says " absolutely not " no way Alt: a man wearing sunglasses says " absolutely not " no way

***sight words***
I should show this to her & let her know that she missed it... Since she wants to be correcting my errors...
But we are all kind of scared of her tbh, so i'm not gonna risk my life for some giggles

I think the pen worked because what migraine?!?
Migraine where!!!?
Also I can't feel my nose

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Wait ...

I hope this oui'd 🖊 works for this migraine or we are going to have a miserable day 😫

UBC hosted Rachel Maddow to discuss extremism and American global collapse. She brought two decades of research on a man picking trade wars with allies, threatening Greenland, and feuding with Canada’s Prime Minister. The Chan Centre was full. The irony was fuller.

She informed us the other day that she can read now we thought she meant the kindergarten eighth words NOPE she's reading actual words ...i wasn't sure but i know for sure now because as i typed this she said i misspelled "other" then, I had to go back and fix it😒

a man with a beard and bow tie is wearing a suit and tie and says `` children '' . Alt: a man with a beard and bow tie is wearing a suit and tie and says `` children '' .

You know what she asked me today?
Why am i dressed like the tummy medicine?
Dawg... I'm wearing a hot pink body suit
She is talking about pepto 😩😭😭😭

a cartoon of a crowd of people with the words this is why we should hate kids Alt: a cartoon of a crowd of people with the words this is why we should hate kids

***speech to skeeting***
She still in my ear over here adding to her list THAT NO ONE ASKED FOR
She's spending my money that hasn't even been printed yet

a cartoon of spongebob with the words enough is enough below him Alt: a cartoon of spongebob with the words enough is enough below him

She continued to tell me that she wants a wicked cake and wicked Ice cream
Ohh, excuse me, she just interrupted my speech to skating by telling me not to forget the wicked cupcakes
Me:

a man standing in front of a brick building with a bet logo on the bottom right Alt: a man standing in front of a brick building with a bet logo on the bottom right

this child unprovoked told me she wanted for her birthday in may... Her 5th birthday:
A halo game she (specifically asked for"another number halo") new xbox
Nintendo switch 2 w
Poktopia
New blankets&sheets for her room
+a hello kitty boney (bonnet)
My bank said:

Just so we're clear...

Live Nation and Ticketmaster need to be next on the boycott chopping block.

Who is this beautiful 85 year old you’re raising lol

I’m bout to add this word to my lexicon it feels ridiculous coming off the tongue 😂😂😂

the core 2 energy boogaloo

Folks be fighting so hard to be included in this trash-ass society and don't realize the dumpster juice gets all over you

Girl that bitch got in my mentions over my Kobe and GiGi post because I said they aint deserve to die that way. Comparing him to R KELLY over that case that was overturned. Got Palestinian flags in the bio just crazy as hell.

Being mean is uncalled for. Especially because the original poster is ONLY 24. Social media and everyone else makes being a woman so hard. Thats why i always remind women you’re not doing anything for men. You’re doing it for yourself. If they come they come.

I hate how jarring womanhood is for us, and I can't understand older women being so mean about it. The WHOLE WIDE WORLD tells you how to behave before you even know what your coochie looks like! You spend 2 decades unpacking that!