Yeehaw

Imagining being so insecure you make fun of a failed vice presidential candidate. Trump truly is a cuck.

Imagine being such a good little #bootlicking #moron that you worship an #oligarch to the point of ruining #Christmas. Like a #cuck. Weird. #muskyboy #themuskstopshere #cybercucktruck #whatwouldjesusdo #jesuswouldeattherich

Until #ChristianNationalists outlaw sodomy, #PeteHegseth is going to probe #daddy Sen. #MarkKelley as much as possible, *wink wink, nudge nudge.* I mean, the good senator has a clean-shaven look, just like Heggyseggy likes. #twinktwanktwunk #pride #closetsareforclothes

AI slop is pretty sloppy, but not as sloppy as the #DL #demonqueen #grindr at the #RepublicanNationalConvention. They be giving God the #glory at church before giving Jim a #gloryhole bejowsky. #RNC #PeteHegsethSignalChatBottom #magicmikejohnson #governmentshutdownbrunchhour #gaysforRaytheon

Someone better get these to the #redstates ASAP since they only teach only #abstinance and think #condoms are a sin. Listen, gonorrhea is hard enough to spell—let's not make it hard to treat. #magamedicine #wrapitup #safeheggseggs #gaysex #Republicans #GOP #michmccuckle #dickcheney #gonorrhea

They'll be okay in prison. You can tell because #Grindr crashes every time there's a #RepublicanNationalConvention. Hell, you know #Hegseth is going to drop the soap voluntarily. #magapridefest #grindrgivesyouwings #makeamericafabulousagain #grambembytheballrooms

That's haute! 🔥

The demon queens of Indiana seemed to let the angles on their shoulders win for once. I'm sure they just wanted to get back to Grindr instead of making new maps but whatever. #DLdemonqueens #grabhimbytheballrooms #pillowprincesstrump #twopencils #princealarmingjdvance

As the IHIP ladies point out, these closeted MAGA queens are destroying us b/c they can't accept themselves—and since they can't be themselves, they're gonna take us all down too. #mikejohnson #lindsaygraham #lindsayisagirlsname #itsokaytobegay #DownLowDemonQueens