HumphsDad

Beezus Fafoon?

It normally smells less cheesy.

Nothing quite like a patronising lecture from an AI bot, is there?

If he did, he'd probably chin him & call him a "beardy old meff."

With the slight caveat that AI would probably have begun the piece with "The teenagers" & not "Two teenagers" because it generally loves an unqualified definite article for some odd reason.

Erm, that's not how this works.

According to him.

But, as I said, that's a load of shite & he only does it because he's a moron who can neither concentrate for longer than 5 seconds or construct a coherent narrative.

"The Weave" isn't a fucking thing & by pretending it is, you're aiding him.

Freddie Boswell.

If you read it in John Cooper Clarke's voice in your head, it definitely improves it.

That was his nickname when he was with us.

Isn't Tony Kelly related in some way?

Cousins or something?

This lunch includes all five of the main Dutch food groups: cheese, cucumber, geometry, boredom and sorrow, with most of the vitamin content provided by the soul-destroying view of endless flatness spilling off the far-flung horizon.

The bit that everyone commenting on that clip appears to be missing is, when pushed on the fact that the claim appeared in the campaign literature, his response was "Ah, but you never heard me say it personally."

So he acknowledged it was in there but came out with an excuse worthy of a 5 yr old.

@officialstehee.bsky.social Have you ever taken in a match here during your time watching the lad?

Lovely art deco pavilion from the looks of it.

"...and as all rivers, oceans and seas are wet, we can therefore infer that all wet things are either rivers, oceans & seas. This includes milk, paint, Ribena & superglue."

Along with his ex-wife.

Every time I see that posted, I feel compelled to point out that 6 o'clock & 9 o'clock (or South & West, if you prefer) need swapping round.

The bad stuff happens, so *then* he reverses his decision & goes onto tell anyone who'll listen that he's "solved the problem."

...and keep fucking off, etc.

Not all bad news, then..?

He's not though.

He's just constantly spouting contradictory nonsense on the hoof & earnest people are trying to assign some sort of rationale or plan to it, despite there being absolutely no joined-up thinking behind any of it.

The guy's a fucking moron, not a 4D chess Grand Master.

It has been a DECADE how are we still having to explain this shit.

I miss the days when words actually meant what they were supposed to.

Like...this literally makes my head explode.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Well done...you understood the point they were making in the video.

Been saying this for years.

"President Trump famously doing The Weave there..."

How about you point out that "The Weave" is actually just a function of the guy making stuff up constantly & not being bright enough to construct a consistent narrative?

People telling him he's a genius every day is a big art of the problem.

The talking bush thing did it for me when I was about 8.

I can remember looking round & thinking "These people are all mad...It's a fucking shrub!"

Seriously, if you're a #BWFC fan, try & watch this.

What an incredible 2-hour chronicle of the best 8 years of my 45+ supporting the Wanderers.

Loads of stuff I'd never seen before in there & plenty of insight.

And surprisingly emotional to boot.

Thank you, Big Sam.

@marciles.bsky.social

Is it too much to hope that it's got sound effects too?