"I would've made the worst Traitor in the world ever." -- Dolores, ignoring the fact that she was also one of the worst Faithfuls!

#TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors #RHAP

Brit TOTALLY fumbled and showed her cards at the last vote by not even mentioning the fact the Dylan was friends with a bunch of traitors lol he was great at the game but he got fooled SO MUCH along the way

Dolores finally realizing at the last vote that she should vote with her brain 💀 #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Ivar is actually just there because he came with the Castle #TheTraitors

Is that fucking @garrettwatts.bsky.social at #TheOscars

Don't become a parent because that kid will just end up breaking your heart and ruining their own life

Feeling like everyone is lining up to abandon you while wrestling with the fact that you might be a garbage person while constantly trying to just not end it all is inching closer to being my 13th, 14th, and 15th reasons.

I just want to be able to function for one day without there being something to beat myself up about

Feeling like a garbage person and friend today and unfortunately I don't know how to fix it

Unfortunately I have to skip every country song now because I do not have time to look up where each artist stands on controversial subjects like if presidents should obey laws

Right like who is choosing to leave the game with no money over being a traitor literally no one 🤣

Also I hate to say it bc Sam irks me to no end but I think the smartest move would be to bring him on as a traitor so he doesn’t expose Danielle and Carolyn #TheTraitors

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Extremely disappointed that no one else watched the backwards nursery rhyme challenge on @thetraitorsus.bsky.social #TheTraitors and thought “Floop is a mad man help us save us”

Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.

I can't wait until the It Ends With Us drama gets covered by @theswoop.bsky.social again with an update on all the craziness because I can hardly keep up 🤣

I wasn’t staring at you, I was dissociating in your direction.

Dolly Parton lighting a cig for Sabrina Carpenter is the most iconic thing I have EVER witnessed in the 32.5 years I’ve been on this planet

I've been a #JonasBrothers fan for 20 years to the point where I have two of the same tattoos as Joe Jonas and I honestly can't stand that the second you make a tiny comment about something other fans disagree with they start bullying you. This fandom has never been a welcoming one.

Gabby “everybody vote for Tom.” 😆 that man will be here forever. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

Sandoval with a slip of the tongue
🥴🥴🥴 #TheTraitorsUS #TheTraitors

Gulf of Distraction

It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest

what do you mean i can’t crawl into your rib cage i thought you liked me

Help--what are Bluesky posts called? They aren't tweets? Are they flutters bc butterfly? Clouds bc sky?

"I don't know what they identify as but they have big they/them energy" - me when pointing out a hot person whose gender I don't know

when Tom Sandoval is the one to clock Boston Rob as the traitor #TheTraitorsUS

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How can Rob call Danielle a bad game player and bad traitor when she eliminated him and no one is saying her name??? #TheTraitorsUS

Britney Spears with a snake during her iconic VMAs performance

Dylan during this challenge #TheTraitorsUS

NGL, when Sam said "I don't think mine likes me" a small part of my brain went "Britney Spears spoke to the boas and told them about you...". #TheTraitorsUS