You’re probably correct. I checked his approval rating and it’s around 40% which is already fucking atrocious but realistically 3/4 sounds about right.
God fucking help us.
And the truly neato thing about this is that almost half of the US population agrees with him and wants to read and hear shit like this.
We’re good again!
If the Maple Leafs as a team were an unfunny comedian collectively, they’d be Carrot Top
They’re doing tank mode correctly right now though. 👍🏼
If the Maple Leafs as a team were a player collectively, they’d be Cody Ceci.
They’ll go on a heater only to finish the season 4 points out of a WC spot. management will hold a season’s end presser calling the late push a success while confirming Berube will be back next season
(Pelley is in the background playing cup-and-ball and seems visibly frustrated by his attempts)
Ahhhh ok! 👍🏼
That Jesus is 2764 years old and speaks Creole. Makes sense now.
Whaaaat?
Jesus is 2000 years old. Dinosaurs happened 2500 years ago and earth is only 2600 years old. How was he even around to converse with the dinosaurs? Also, is “raw-raw, grrrawr-raw-rawrrrr” Latin? Jesus spoke only English and Latin and that looks Latin.
Fuck sakes. My boss proof reading AND okaying the office greenhorn’s heavily misspelled and grammatically erroneous report.
“Then they get sick from oil
poisoning and overfill our hospitals while financially straining and depleting our healthcare system!”
Willy is the only guy that can drive a line on this team. Not sure what happened to 34 but he doesn’t anymore. He’s broken. Willy can play on a line with a crossing guard and a carmel ham and still create some plays.
I got my American buddy over to help me smash that bee hive and gosh darn it, the bees got angrier. Absolute cunts!
Still one of the funniest sopranos moments
youtu.be/Xnv5GsQGS7E?...
Harsh bro
But true.
Tank, because “obviously you can’t win any games even if you try your hardest” kind of tank.
Well, at least this is a good tank plan 100%
Yup exactly. I have no fix and no explanation. Just the same observational scenes we get to witness decade after decade. The Shanny era with Dudas and the magnificent draft hauls should have been cure.
Shanny was supposed to be the solution to those aimless years & we all know how that worked out. Now we get an aimless Pelley who has no clue about hockey operations & decided to give himself the President title but seems in no hurry to hire someone who may fix things. It’s always Groundhog Day here
Pelley after Berube’s last few pressers, Tre’s deadline trades and the overall state of the Leafs
You’re not part of the turbo team! You don’t run with us!
Pawn broker: $3.00
Tre: Bro, I bought the watch for $150.00
Pawn broker: $3.00
Tre: it still works man! Cmon, I even put a fresh battery in it and had it shined up too!
Pawn broker: $2.50
Tre: SOLD!
10000000%
He’s continuously and unanimously nominated for his dramatic performances, so yep.
Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!
Yup!
