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Paint happy bastard. Caught. Hung up by my buster browns.

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Bill O’Reilly looking gaunt on the set of his new show

Bill O’Reilly looking gaunt on the set of his new show

Bill O’Reilly looks like his next book will be about him

09.03.2026 23:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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violetlichenbooks's giveaway for The Cellar Below the Cellar: A Folk Horror Novella on The StoryGraph Violet Lichen Books, an imprint of Apex Book Company, is excited to offer copies of The Cellar...

Thanks to you all, we've received nearly 7 THOUSAND entries into our CELLAR BELOW THE CELLAR Storygraph giveaway! Thank you so much for your support! 📚🌌

Entries to win a free print or digital copy of @ivygrimes.bsky.social's cozy horror novella are open until March 18th! Go check it out 🌟⏰

09.03.2026 15:48 👍 7 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 1
Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi

Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi

IDF General: Bad news. We've lost a shipment of jizz behind enemy lines. We need you to go in there and extract every last drop. Are you ready

John Krasinski as Agent Rageface Muchwow: I was born ready

08.03.2026 05:50 👍 143 🔁 23 💬 5 📌 0
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Getting It Right: Research, History, and Writing Crime Fiction Nick Kolakowski leads a Rock and a Hard Place Press course on using research in fiction. 3.15 - 4.12. Live Zoom + Discord. $200.

GETTING IT RIGHT: Balance telling stories that honor the truth while still being entertaining as hell. A 5-week online course with @nkolakowski.bsky.social on avoiding info-dumps and making your writing shine. Class starts March 15th, sign up today:

07.03.2026 16:14 👍 4 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0

Reading World War Z and Devolution back to back is BrooksMaxxing

07.03.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Finally got a stand up desk so I’m watching moonwalk tutorials on YouTube

06.03.2026 16:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

06.03.2026 03:24 👍 6692 🔁 1308 💬 58 📌 93

ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas

MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag

01.03.2026 04:26 👍 1399 🔁 350 💬 26 📌 13

You can livestream Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit live from Minneapolis on the Current. Free. If you’ve never, you’re in for a treat. If you have, you already know.

06.03.2026 02:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Markwayne Mullin testifying in front of Congress that the shitter was full

05.03.2026 21:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Valentina Gomez getting destroyed in the primary. She is an openly vile bigot.

Valentina Gomez getting destroyed in the primary. She is an openly vile bigot.

Gomez getting pummeled is great but just how bad is this Abel dude that he got fewer votes than that monster? Or is Carter worse and Abel is not a nut job?

04.03.2026 16:24 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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It's PUBLICATION DAY for my debut novel, IN THE DESERT!
I've been writing for decades (many) and this is such a hugely big day for me.
Thank you so much to my publisher @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social for believing in this book and to everyone who has helped along the way!
Links to buy in thread 1/

03.03.2026 08:54 👍 93 🔁 33 💬 21 📌 12

Happy pub day!!

03.03.2026 23:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Somewhere Dick Cheney just shot someone in the face and is awaiting an apology

28.02.2026 17:24 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

28.02.2026 14:20 👍 26305 🔁 8896 💬 290 📌 334
El Veneno food truck menu. Excuse me. THE FUCKING MENU.

El Veneno food truck menu. Excuse me. THE FUCKING MENU.

Holy shit. If you’re in the Charlotte area you have to eat here. 10/10 tacos and I’m a connoisseur. Read THE FUCKING MENU.

28.02.2026 02:28 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why can’t I lose weight I ask as I eat second lunch like a fucking second shift hobbit

27.02.2026 20:45 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Seam tears are wasted suffering

25.02.2026 18:57 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me

25.02.2026 15:25 👍 2633 🔁 375 💬 61 📌 10
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Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email

24.02.2026 16:24 👍 7026 🔁 919 💬 153 📌 138

Check out this weird little guy called "The Faceplant."

19.02.2026 12:29 👍 26 🔁 14 💬 5 📌 1
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This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen

22.02.2026 08:55 👍 6922 🔁 2269 💬 98 📌 417

Watched No Country for Old Men as the lord intended. Aw hell’s bells. They even shot the dog.

22.02.2026 22:38 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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today's Matt Patrick short doesn't at all feel recognizable or relatable or anything, but it's a fun shortie nonetheless!

https://www.havehashad.com/zvhtj

22.02.2026 17:20 👍 24 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 1

So that’s what you do with a drunken sailor

22.02.2026 03:00 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Know why I pulled you over?

"No sir"

1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha

21.02.2026 21:51 👍 473 🔁 60 💬 5 📌 1

Old enough to remember TeVo and the miracle of pausing live tv and recording shit and now I’m like goddamn fast forward took too long call the internet provider posthaste

21.02.2026 23:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

THÅT MF IS NØT RÆL

21.02.2026 12:20 👍 113 🔁 10 💬 0 📌 0

Snuck in another corporate tax cut by losing a court case

20.02.2026 21:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fighting crime while not paying taxes is kinda judgy too.

20.02.2026 21:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0