Bill O’Reilly looking gaunt on the set of his new show
Bill O’Reilly looks like his next book will be about him
Bill O’Reilly looking gaunt on the set of his new show
Bill O’Reilly looks like his next book will be about him
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Office Jim doing classic Jim shit in Benghazi
IDF General: Bad news. We've lost a shipment of jizz behind enemy lines. We need you to go in there and extract every last drop. Are you ready
John Krasinski as Agent Rageface Muchwow: I was born ready
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Reading World War Z and Devolution back to back is BrooksMaxxing
Finally got a stand up desk so I’m watching moonwalk tutorials on YouTube
A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable
Made it to Friday but at what cost
ME: pack a bag, we’re flying to kansas
MY WAYWARD SON: what kind of bag
You can livestream Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit live from Minneapolis on the Current. Free. If you’ve never, you’re in for a treat. If you have, you already know.
Markwayne Mullin testifying in front of Congress that the shitter was full
Valentina Gomez getting destroyed in the primary. She is an openly vile bigot.
Gomez getting pummeled is great but just how bad is this Abel dude that he got fewer votes than that monster? Or is Carter worse and Abel is not a nut job?
It's PUBLICATION DAY for my debut novel, IN THE DESERT!
I've been writing for decades (many) and this is such a hugely big day for me.
Thank you so much to my publisher @cowboyjamboree.bsky.social for believing in this book and to everyone who has helped along the way!
Links to buy in thread 1/
Happy pub day!!
Somewhere Dick Cheney just shot someone in the face and is awaiting an apology
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
El Veneno food truck menu. Excuse me. THE FUCKING MENU.
Holy shit. If you’re in the Charlotte area you have to eat here. 10/10 tacos and I’m a connoisseur. Read THE FUCKING MENU.
Why can’t I lose weight I ask as I eat second lunch like a fucking second shift hobbit
Seam tears are wasted suffering
I have a lot of Trump supporters very mad at me
Hey why did the costco ceo actually reply to my email
Check out this weird little guy called "The Faceplant."
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
Watched No Country for Old Men as the lord intended. Aw hell’s bells. They even shot the dog.
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today's Matt Patrick short doesn't at all feel recognizable or relatable or anything, but it's a fun shortie nonetheless!
https://www.havehashad.com/zvhtj
So that’s what you do with a drunken sailor
Know why I pulled you over?
"No sir"
1987, 7-11 on Main, you paid for Coke but filled your cup with Slurpee. We gotcha. We finally gotcha
Old enough to remember TeVo and the miracle of pausing live tv and recording shit and now I’m like goddamn fast forward took too long call the internet provider posthaste
THÅT MF IS NØT RÆL
Snuck in another corporate tax cut by losing a court case
Fighting crime while not paying taxes is kinda judgy too.