Mason

Hell yeah Turnstile won some Grammys

Elon sending a bunch of emails to hang out on Epstein Island is the most in-character thing imaginable. Dude’s such a loser that he has to beg OTHER losers (specifically loser pedos) to let him hang out with them

Currently waiting for every country in the world to give our government one of these after what we did in Venezuela

Ordered so many crab rangoons to go with my dinner tonight that they might as well call me the “goon king of Chicago” (not in that way)

Hear me out… Tay Zonday is just Gustavo Fring after inhaling sulfur hexafluoride

You and me both tbh. But hey, maybe if I invented did one thing of relevance in making a markup language/was terminally online as an insufferable contrarian for 20+ years I’d think I was hot shit too

I’m really gonna need a certain highly visible #Apple blogger to stop constantly posting about typography like he knows wtf he’s talking about

Soft ivory snow
now gently coats the park’s field;
A snowman, pushed down

#poetry #haiku #poem #writing #micropoetry #micropoem

Lmfao at how the villain in this 007 game is literally just Lenny Kravitz with no changes whatsoever

Got really excited during the new Tomb Raider trailer when I saw that monkey at the beginning because I was like “thank god we finally get a good graphics monkey game” and instead it was just frickin TOMB RAIDER???? Old ass franchise 🤦‍♂️ I want a good graphics monkey game

Then Birdo did lay with Yoshi, and knew him.

Here’s my Game Awards prediction. Last reveal of the night: Jeffrey Epstein never died. PS5 timed exclusive.

Bold of you to think I could do either

Finally, who’s to say it’s the typeface and not the sizing, line height, etc. that’s causing the problem?

I get where you’re coming from and your post adds more nuance, but I prefer empty signaling towards accessibility over fascistic signaling towards decorum any day

Rubio’s numbers also conveniently strip any context from the narrative. I’d rather see these numbers relative to the overall number of documents. I would assume the State Department was busier in 2024 than 2022 given the geopolitical climate becoming worse

Yes, serif typefaces generally have a certain level of “class” associated with them culturally speaking, but as younger generations who are digitally native and accustomed to the ubiquity of sans-serif typefaces enter the workforce and eventually the government, that idea will be challenged

Idk… I see what you’re saying and Rubio’s numbers are pretty damning, but sans-serif fonts ARE easier to read at smaller scales and on screens than serif fonts. And frankly, the idea that Times New Roman is somehow “more professional” seems like ideology based on legacy

The worst joke in the Persona fandom is that Joker’s parents are Dante and Bayonetta. It’s like… sort of funny the first time you see/hear the joke, but certain fans drive this joke into the ground and WON’T stop

Optical kerning is DEI

*staring at wingdings* “OH NO!!!! THIS TYPEFACE IS TOO WOKE!!!”

Marco Rubio bans Calibri font at State Department for being too DEI  | TechCrunch Calibri, which could make documents easier to read for the vision impaired, was apparently installed in 2023 by the department’s then-DEI office. Rubio’s memo has designated Times New Roman as his ten...

Genuine question: does having right-wing beliefs somehow impact you the same way a degenerative brain disease does? Because every single day the fascists in charge do something exponentially more stupid than the day before

Todd, I think it’s time… release Skyrim 2 already

Thanks for coming out tonight everyone! This is our new song. It’s titled: “Endoscopy!” 1, 2, 3, 4!

*nothing but choking noises into a microphone for 12 minutes*

It’s almost impossible to resist the urge to loudly proclaim “I’m Edging!!!” every time I’m forced to open Microsoft Edge

Why have they not made shows about Tony Alto, Tony Tenor, Tony Baritone and Tony Bass yet?

Mr. Bean's Dark Secret

"I feel bad for you" meme with a boom operator saying "We're having sweetgreen for lunch"

Mad Men 4K

Beautiful! The brushwork is super energetic 🙂

🤮🤮🤮

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This is fucking heartbreaking