DanyNapalm

Bread a little stale? Fix it with this one easy trick!
The trick:add butter

Dealership I paid 20k for my vehicle had the gall to cold-email be an offer on a new vehicle offering me 6.5k as trade equity. Bro we both know the amount of money I spent to buy this car.

Atomizer is a really cool word for a very mid object.

I was a vegetarian for eight years in my teens and the biggest takeaway I got from it was that mushrooms pan fried in butter and seasoned with steak seasonings are a quality meat substitute

Concept: start a noise band and call it Mondrian and the shapes

I like to pretend I’m not super delicate but I had to wrap my thumb due to a cut and now I can’t fall asleep. I am losing my mind rn

Take ‘em on a hot air balloon ride for the first date, that way the relationship starts out with high potential.

Love the life cycle of system apocalypse stories where they start out all ‘just a normal person struggling through a new reality rife with moral dilemmas’ and then two books later it’s ‘most special boy in the universe escalates even harder than the escalating threats.’

What if it was truck that you could dump a bunch of stuff on?

Waking up in the winter is cool cause not only is it a struggle to get out of bed there’s also a decent chance of connecting to your ancestral roots (if you assume one of said ancestors was a mucus monster)

We have learned nothing from the dude who married his virtual Hatsune Miku and then lost her when the software stopped working I see.

With all due respect, Mr.Ladies, while vanilla is good, I believe that mint is the “finest of the flavors”

Counting crows isn’t always relevant to my day to day life but damn if this hasn’t been a long December

Bazooka gum somehow has the money for celebrities to be added to their comics but doesn’t have the money to put more than a minute’s worth of flavor in their gum

Look I’m not saying that Danny Elfman is a time traveling Saint-Saëns in disguise, but it is suspicious he has never gone on record denying it.

Where have all the mall goths gone?

Getting real in to leatherworking/call that going awl in

Love how Cincinnati demonstrates the duality of cities just by driving through it. Come up from the south and you see this sparkling skyline nestled between the hills and then you drive down from the north side and it’s just a bunch of abandoned warehouses

Do churches pay insurance for acts of god?

If my family doesn’t stop gifting me oversized tops I’m gonna restart my anorexia era

Bill Maher is weirdly positive about Trump for someone who regularly mentions being a democrat

Kentucky doesn’t get enough credit for having surprisingly good obscure sodas.

Damn the music at the Zanesville Ohio rest area sure slaps

Hey girl, did you ever work with Tom Petty? Cause you look like a heartbreaker

Thinking about puzzle pirates and how you had to either grind hard or pay cash to wear black.

God I love juice. Fancy juice, bottled juice, home squeezed juice, all of them are good.

I do not understand gâcha games. The internet has no shortage of sexualized anime characters you can look at for free, why are you playing virtual slots for them?

I really hope that rolly polly little bat-faced girl is doing ok.

Love when you can play video games within your video games. Feels like my character is just like me fr fr

10/10 wrinkled flag representation