Gossip Ghoul

A compromise we can all get behind surely

Harris Reed being out from Nina Ricci is a moment most pleasing to me in my career

There's a biopic of Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh just waiting to be written

Girl across the train from me on the way home reading One Day and obviously just got to the bit where Emma dies. FLOODS

sorry but Chappell Roan is a bit unbearable like

Sainsbury's is going to bankrupt me by the time we get to Easter Sunday

yeah yeah, the price of oil etc. I just spent £5 on about 30 mini eggs and I'm not even kidding

Devastating

Break out the world's smallest bagpipes 😌

Lol

I am sick of having to pretend I know how to open the door of Tesla Ubers tbqfh

Sorry, blanket ban on people saying 'colour theory'

Sorry but this Lily Allen tour looks ROUGH

Is there a greater humiliation than locking eyes with someone you know from work whilst using the open air public urinal in vauxhall?

HIGHLY recommend having lunch in the sun, blasting Slayyyter through your headphones and smoking a cheeky little vogue btw lads. Treat yourself x

London is truly tropical today and I feel like ive popped a pill. We've dreamt of days like these

Omg so he did do exactly the same thing he did in 2020 for SNP Edinburgh Eastern then hahahaha! Bless this diva x

Saying "this is why people are sick of politics" about MPs who have kept/gained seats whilst you lost yours is v funny

Jeck Karlson

What is my crime? Being a spy? A succulent Chinese spy?

This is very much giving Meredith Mark's unprompted "I've never done ketamine, I've never seen ketamine, I don't even know what ketamine is. But nothing against people who do ketamine" speech

😱

Bitch this is McQueen wash your mouth out

His neck yearns for the guillotine

Oh bby

Scrap that LETS GO LINDA

Ok let's goooo Kiki!

Send Erika again! #UMK

i am so jel

£5 on Keir resigning by EOD