Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi
Exhausted Nation Lacks Strength To Form Opinion On Donald Glover Being Voice Of Yoshi https://theonion.com/exhausted-nation-lacks-strength-to-form-opinion-on-donald-glover-being-voice-of-yoshi/
12.03.2026 19:00
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I genuinely think that going forward politicians shouldn't have social media. Not only is it an opsec nightmare but I think it's poison for good decision making. It encourages them to post epic clapbacks instead of just fixing problems and listen to the opinions of people who probably aren't real
11.03.2026 14:26
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It's funny because if you read military history it's littered with the corpses of empires led by racist people who vastly underestimated their enemy's ability to retaliate. It's not even a rarity it just happens constantly because impulsive bigots are stupid and aren't good at planning ahead
11.03.2026 13:44
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It's really hard to come to grips with the fact that the current leader of our country is a genuine sociopath with no regard for human life. Like they've all been shitheads but the way he REVELS in death is truly unnerving. The kind of man who would smash a small animal just to feel a crunch
09.03.2026 23:37
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Billionaire preppers when their 200 million subterranean hydroponic farming system's pump goes out because they haven't been PMing the mechanical seals
10.03.2026 18:27
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Hasbroβs CEO on J.K. Rowling.
We just published our new Decoder interview with Chris Cocks, the head of Hasbro. I asked him directly about how he thinks about author J.K. Rowlingβs politics and what itβs done to the Harry Potter f...
cannot stress enough that "separate the art from the artist" was meant for private individuals reconciling the art they love with its flawed creators and not meant for the ceo of a company driving a dump truck of money up to a bigot's front porch
www.theverge.com/podcast/8914...
09.03.2026 19:22
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And it still fucking flopped so maybe they should try making art that says things and makes people think about stuff
08.03.2026 15:58
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Qassem Soleimani really nailed our asses to the wall with that whole "America has no actual heroes, what are we going to do blow up spongebob" thing. All we have is media, often made by a racist sex pest.
06.03.2026 14:23
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The current American economy like "Gas prices? Up. Tech prices? Up. Food prices? Oh buddy you better believe they're up too. Also weve funneled a trillion dollars into a tech nobody likes and we're burning 1 Billion a day on war. By the way have you considered developing a gambling habit."
06.03.2026 15:57
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You have to move on. You have to grow up. You need to try new things. Ideally things not created by a creep shithead.
05.03.2026 22:17
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A lot of people say AI isn't very good for the world and its outputs are routinely unreliable, but these haters fail to see how it's revolutionizing how we incinerate schoolchildren.
05.03.2026 04:43
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28.02.2026 21:39
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DO NOT USE CHAT GPT.
28.02.2026 05:20
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One step closer to being governed by the Liver King
27.02.2026 22:09
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this is what they said it would be like under socialism
27.02.2026 21:06
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Maybe this is copium but I'm noticing a more and more palpable vocal pushback against genAI on every level from normie consumers to artistic creators to even money people lately and I really think we are going to win this stupid fight
27.02.2026 16:55
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I think the collapse of print newspapers and the end of linear TV habits has created a context collapse for news. Where once day to day reporting and investigation and lifestyle sat side by side in one package, now they live as seperate things in people's minds, with reality warping effects
24.02.2026 10:33
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One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day
24.02.2026 14:09
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Tapping the sign
23.02.2026 14:59
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The United States government is currently utilizing (and rapidly expanding) a network of concentration camps deliberately designed to make your fellow human being suffer and die. If you've ever read about the holocaust and thought "what would I do" now is the time to think of an answer and quick.
20.02.2026 13:59
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FOR FUCKS SAKE HIGH SPEED RAIL. WE NEVER SHUT UP ABOUT HIGH SPEED RAIL. WE'VE BEEN BEGGING FOR DECADES YOU STUPID DIPSHIT HACK FRAUDS.
18.02.2026 14:07
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Still firmly of the belief that GTA6's "disappointing" launch will be the incident that accelerates the slow industry crash we're all witnessing into a very fast one
16.02.2026 16:13
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I am losing my mind
16.02.2026 18:29
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16.02.2026 13:23
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Bracket 4 you're trying to build the strongest deck you can in a vacuum.
Bracket 5 you're building tbe strongest thing you can in response to an existing meta game and anticipating what you might run into.
13.02.2026 03:11
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Look, I'm gonna be real. This is a bad idea. I LOVE the mummy, but 1. Every single sequel has been a clunky mess and 2. It's just a different movie from a different time. These actors are older now, the world has changed. We need to grow up. You can't be 14 forever.
10.02.2026 19:23
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Every time I talk about how much I hate AI I inevitably get someone like "it helps with medicine!" And I don't know man I really don't think it does
10.02.2026 12:29
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I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.
09.02.2026 19:18
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