Ian

Not helped by Kate being a serial abandoner of her children. #thearchers

I’m not convinced this ever existed, as opposed to being invented for the camera by the greatest TV series ever: Eurotrash.

Most people with mental health problems remain in primary care. Only a small minority get referred, based on severity, acuity and risk. #thearchers

No I made it up. She means chia seeds. #thearchers

They are a wonderful natural antidepressant, according to mad Kate. #thearchers

Kate living near Feebs would be the last thing Feebs would want. #thearchers

And because lazy young people couldn’t be arsed to get off their sofas and away from their consoles in order to vote.

Seeking validation for your “conversations” with the wife?

“Disinherited.” A measly 30 acres and a house. #thearchers

There is no alternative when you’re out and about. #thearchers

She’s had one already. Amber Mark 1 had a permasqueal, the Mark 2 version is much calmer. #thearchers

Has Jill become a silent? #thearchers

There’s a urinal behind every hedge… #thearchers

I’m assuming this didn’t happen last week.

You boycotted this person because she was looking at the first paper some film crew assistant picked off the pile at WH Smith?

What is all this nonsense about the telly? Just watch it ffs. #thearchers

Cake forks. Of course. #thearchers

You’d have to ask them.

How many of these are actually American rather than smaller versions made for the rest of the world being driven by tradies instead of driving a white van? That’s how it looks round here.

If a helicopter lands in a park it must be odds on that it’s an emergency helicopter.

Who knew?

“Romantic getaways with Erik”. Occasional shagfests hopefully. #thearchers

What’s your plan to deal with the backlog and delays?

That year you weren’t chosen as Third Donkey? Time to move on.

An opinion that no one sane would disagree with.

If only there were other objects in the kitchen which have a thin strip of metal as part of their structure.

I remember a primary school playground song in the 60s which ended: “And the hairs on her dickie die doh hung down to her knees.” I didn’t have the faintest idea what that meant at the age of 8.

And they were back in the workshop for 3 months whilst the staff puzzled over what was wrong and how to fix it.

There are several continuity announcers and newsreaders with regional accents, English as well as Scots and NI. Also, Radio 3 has those plus presenters with regional
(Mainly northern rather than Brummie or Southwest) accents.

I’ve never seen the attraction either. #thearchers