prius owner

receipt that shows a 5 dollar tip was left. beneath the tip section, there is a spot for an additional tip (abbreviated Addl)

tipping culture has gone too far

for sale: baby shoes. ratty as hell, caked in mud. $20 OBO. no lowballs, I know what I have.

LETO ATREIDES: (gesturing to a Calvin Peeing sticker) When one loves, one gives freely and receives the same. The boy gives his water so that the Ford Company may thrive. For generations these values have held true.
PAUL ATREIDES: Water may be given and received through love... freely...

found this big ol spode in the shed, 5 or six inches long. is this a joro spider?

Up at 5 because I have a tummy ache. My trials and tribulations are endless

you mean, a boring white girl with _midriff_

i think being insufferable online will fix me

doodled the dog again

i am once again looking for parapolitics homies and schizoposters

so glad to see you here!

the general the general
vibe of twitter vibe of bluesky

semi truck keeps hugging this pregnant woman, when doctor looks at ultrasound he calls the police

you might wanna get your prostate checked

looking for more tunes! what’s everyone listening to today?

they’re selling toy predator drones at the DG

i could not be barefoot in this room, good lord

i feel like this is also true about popular culture in general

i put pico de gallo on my gyro and brother have i discovered something

*when i’m sending packets to routers* i’m serving

oh god the deranged shitposters are everywhere

on the bright side, i still haven’t seen that picture of the pig shitting on its own balls

one of my current fav jams and a great band overall

thank you for sharing!

I need a content filter for this

immaculate vibes on these tracks. the proxima parada track makes me wanna hang out and drink beer on a boat

i really dig the groove on this track

post your current favorite tunes, i am having a music discovery dry spell (i have been listening to vampire weekend over and over for months)

(me holding all my issues in my shirt like it’s a pouch)