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incredible that the original date was postponed by a historic blizzard, to an evening 2 weeks later when it was 73 degrees out

(later) Ethno nationalism is bad actually. Why? Because it turns out I'm not actually in the in group. Please clap for my completely obvious about face that is entirely self-centered. Now give me money for me to still spew the dumbest takes, and tell me I'm your smartest boy. (15k words & book deal)

New, from me: Violent ethnonationalism is good. Why? Because it makes me feel good. If you don’t like it, it’s because you’re a jealous loser. (9000 words)

everyone stop panicking, i know how we’ll fix the falling birth rates! we’ll just make sure women know that if they experience regret or postpartum depression, it’s because they didn’t “take proper care of their mental health” before deciding to have a child, and that makes them a bad person 😀🤗✨

these people are a plague on the earth. their freedom to walk, breathe, and exist among us is not compatible with any semblance of a future. anyone who is not willing to deal with them as they deserve is not worthy of our time or attention.

the litmus test for 2028 is “will you move heaven and earth to imprison and/or send to the hague every single member of the trump administration for crimes against humanity?” it is non-negotiable. we are here because obama let the last batch of republican death cultists off scot free

The Order of Death YouTube video by Public Image Ltd - Topic

they’re calling “the order of death” by public image ltd the best song of all time youtu.be/O0bk6Hbz0ZU?...

(realtor looking at don’s empty apartment) this is the home of a man with no apes

don draper writing megan a check for a million dollars and on the memo line it just says “slurp juice”

very short list of famous people i’d go to war for and danny mcbride is probably one of them especially when these are the stakes

we have to build more housing to get these people out of red states

recent events are truly making the case for misandry like never before

my sweet baby raymun😭 he may not understand reproductive math but green apple orchards is going to make one hell of a twisted tea

i love raymun fossoway because he’s a good guy, but also because he looks like he used to meet with his attorneys at the dunkin donuts in shamokin PA before it burned down

dammit.

they’re just parochial small business owner type psychos all the way down

running DHS like it’s amy’s bakery

yellow ledbetter is a hall of fame “annoy the cat by singing in her face” pick

if you went back in time and told bush-era democrats they’d win “sports” in the national divorce they’d put you in the psych ward

god imagine being a chud and having to pretend to both hate the bad bunny halftime show AND enjoy kid rock. i’d rather die

it’s bullshit that “edtech” doesn’t mean “an app that lets you rate pictures of ed asner.” we fucked up

it’s very cool and funny how MAGAs have opened the oldest vault and found that all of our institutions are immutably Woke and Gay. that’s just the way it is in this country. if you don’t like it there’s the door!!!

well that’s good, at least

i guess i just don’t understand the point of looking at this new shit heap of traumatic information. every day we’re already having our faces rubbed in the knowledge that this gang of pedophile murderer bandits will never be punished

it must feel so good to marinate in the uruk-hai goop pit

i now only drink in extreme moderation, but every time trumpist fascism lurches into a new circle of hell, i up the age of the fine bottle of scotch i will buy when [redacted]

zirp and ebitda are beautiful names for a pair of twin baby girls

everything else she says is like “we need to pass a bill to make it easier for you to cut off your fingers with a table saw” and you just think wow there is really a whole other america out there i guess.

she’s right about car headlights being too bright. but that’s about it

don’t recall millennials begging for our own kyrsten sinema but ok