Meni San

Just lying in bed doom scrolling, caught my reflection in the phone and realised I look like Andrew Mountbaton-Windsor in the back of a police car.

Went to Leeds Festival in 2012 to see then headline the Radio 1 tent. Absolute best gig. Also went to Berlin to see them in 2016, which was also great, but not the same without Jim.

The breakdown tho

Suppose we can ask - @adrianedmondson.bsky.social - did you ever say 'YES WE'VE GOT A *BLOODY* VIDEO" or am I having an collective aneurysm?

Potentially, but I've never owned the show on VHS/DVD and I can't remember it being advertised anywhere. I checked the scripts and it's not in there either. The inclusion of the word 'bloody' in "YES WE'VE GOT A VIDEO" has been etched into my brain, but there's no evidence of it

Feel like this would have been one for Seb Patrick had he still been with us. @jfarrers.bsky.social - am I going mental?

Been hit with the Mandela Effect and it's sending my head west. In the Young Ones, I swear Vyvyan says "YES, WE'VE GOT A *BLOODY* VIDEO" - but searched extensively for the clip from the episode 'Nasty' - it's not there. Googled it to find other people remember it, but it's not in the show 😬

Isabel Oakeshott claiming asylum in the first safe country she reaches, yeah?

Trailer for the new Leprechaun movie just dropped

Pretty similar to last year, we're on course to take very slightly more if payday weekend trade is as expected tomorrow. January is usually better for us than April. We usually have our best Saturdays of the year in January too.

Dog did a cock-shaped shit yesterday. Then was greeted by this on my windscreen this morning. Not sure what the universe is trying to tell me...

Next door have put their tree up

I have just heard the news (been out of the loop since I deleted my twitter) that Pebble is BACK. As a original Kickstarter backer and owner of an OG Pebble, Pebble Steel and a Pebble Time, I cannot tell you how happy I am that this is happening. I still wear my Time every day.

I would like to publicly state for the record that I have NOT, now or ever, joined The Kaiser Chiefs

I have been the victim of a DDoS (Distributed Delivery of Slander) attack orchestrated by the rogue state of Ron Mexico. I have instructed my lawyers. See you in the Hague, Ron

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Pissbag imminent

Just not what they used to be. August is always a good one, but May is never great.

We've had a shocker so far. Easter, half term and Bank Holidays have shafted us royally this last month. The pub across from my house does alright off their suntrap beer garden. Had been a really good start to the year.

If you're on this side of the planet any time soon, let me know. Can't see myself in the US anytime soon, but you never know

Was super peaceful, such a nice spot. A stone's throw from the sea. Had a brew and lovely chat with Mary and John - only after I'd left did I forget to mention that we'd met up while I was in LA

@digitallysquat.bsky.social Finally made it over

Alright mate x

Nearly picked up a bottle with a meal deal earlier and chickened out. How bad is it?

Swedish Lonely Island banter lads #eurovision

This would have gone down well in Blackburn nightclubs in the late 90s #denmark #eurovisiom

Normalise telling people their 'concerns' are not, in fact, 'legitimate'.

New series started already?!