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“i dont like escalations” says trump while riding a fucking gold escalator

13.03.2026 22:58 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

roughly six years since the covid outbreak and spurs losing at home to RB Leipzig led by Timo Werner. Probably should have been cancelled

13.03.2026 19:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

maybe he means that chill you get when you shit yourself and it goes cold on your leg

13.03.2026 16:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the only thing stopping White Goodman winning the dodgeball is fuckin Chuck Norris

13.03.2026 14:03 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

when you chumba but don't feel the need to wumba

13.03.2026 03:39 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

right I put £10 on Harry Redknapp’s horse in the 4pm at cheltenham. Great form. i will be taking the result as proof that he could either do better than Igor 2draws or, the opposite.

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#coys

12.03.2026 21:45 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

my dad was telling me the other day that you could write on the back of a cheque and hand it to someone else who you wanted to pay, and they could do the same and so on. Like a never ending IOU. Legal tender!

12.03.2026 18:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

id actually love that

12.03.2026 15:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

a moose with hockey stick antlers?

12.03.2026 14:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

youll regret that!

12.03.2026 13:05 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we could get a load of classic minis and italian job the oil over that enormous mountain range

12.03.2026 13:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

its all just content for wankers

12.03.2026 12:45 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

many many dig dig

12.03.2026 12:36 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Mountain hard and big, water no up. Many many dig dig

Mountain hard and big, water no up. Many many dig dig

12.03.2026 03:05 👍 1291 🔁 137 💬 28 📌 38

@mrjamesob.bsky.social this is a bit like electric pylons should technically be called towers

12.03.2026 12:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the only upside I can think is that I will likely be able to move seat. id love to sit on the halfway line

12.03.2026 11:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just got this too. I dont even want to think about it unless it happens

12.03.2026 11:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

popular badger claire balding

12.03.2026 10:15 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

he can call his new ranch ‘Schmepstien Sfiles’

11.03.2026 19:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

joe lewis’ fuckin argentinian pesos

11.03.2026 19:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

what have we become 😥

11.03.2026 17:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

quick jab with a taser

11.03.2026 17:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

can they fly to paris or brussels and get the eurostar which is almost faster than manchester to euston?

why am I broke and these people not

11.03.2026 17:46 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I dont think they are all like that halfwit susan hall. The mystery is why they stick with this crayon chewing type instead of promoting fresh and sane voices

11.03.2026 17:01 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Let's see why clean energy technologies are so much more energy secure than oil.

A single solar panel (450W) costs about €100, same as a tank of petrol.

How many EV kilometres can the solar panel power compared to the tank of diesel?

Take a guess while I work it out on the back of an envelope.

11.03.2026 10:40 👍 139 🔁 60 💬 8 📌 7

i wonder if that name is a clever anagram

11.03.2026 12:29 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Badenoch said if she was prime minister HMS Dragon would have left a week ago. Presumably with its doors hanging off and with no weapons onboard.

11.03.2026 12:13 👍 1799 🔁 359 💬 90 📌 41

no food for the crew either

11.03.2026 12:21 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Im interested to see if the Telegraphs new owners Axel Springer reposition the paper or tolerate this ongoing public nervous breakdown

11.03.2026 11:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

good god what is happening to spurs

10.03.2026 20:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 3