5D chess y’all.

And it’s got Mar 🐪 in it!

WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT, PEOPLE???

Incompetence is not a conspiracy.

Bazillions are next.

Illegal orders are not orders.

She hasn’t changed. She’s a true believer and hasn’t seen what she felt was promised.

House of Pain
Drop Dead Legs
Top Jimmy

Absolutely

The gift hat just keeps giving.

The other dolphins won’t hang out with he because he smells like sewage.

I’m just waiting until he gets tired of saying “trillions” and moves on to “bazillions.”

Pics or it didn’t happen.

You need to watch the RiffTrax version.

They would call him a RINO, yet the continue to selectively evangelize him.

These are not serious people.

Lest we never forget.

For the person second in the succession line to the presidency, he sure seems to not know a lot.

@dianafelicial.bsky.social Say potato if you’re not a bot.

If a gin blossom were a person.

“A tremendous distortionist. Some would say a distortionist like no one has ever seen.”

You alone saved it. And by “alone” I mean you and $40B of money that’s not yours.

If we don’t have the “Drugs by the Sea” Dance, how will George and Lorraine ever connect?

Laura sends her food back regularly.

Frame that.

She is the Scaramucci of Habbas.

“A lie goes halfway around the world before the truth can put its pants on.”

He’s still rich though, right?

Even a broken clock is right twice a day.