Bill McKeown

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No new pictures. Where are you mentally?

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

I’m an anthropologist specializing in infancy. Which means I’ve read hundreds of articles about dead babies.

What he’s saying is BS. Most babies historically died of infections or malnutrition associated with poverty. Infanticide was/is usually associated with poverty—and undervaluing *women.*

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Honorable mentions: David Byrne, Kraftwerk, Natalie Merchant, Mojo Nixon, Pixies, They Might Be Giants

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:

The Cure
Killing Joke
Ministry
Morrissey
New Order

Star Trek Voyager scene. We see a small, lone shuttlecraft fllying through a cloudy sky. Closed caption reads, "(screaming)"

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Affleck smoking

Same energy

post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.

Hearing “Auld Lang Syne” will hit extra hard this New Year’s Eve

So much this

The most tragic thing about Charlie Kirk’s death is that now we have to see her everywhere

A cartoon dude updates a wall sign to read 0083 captioned "Days since charlie kirk said something racist." This will never get old, just like Charlie.

microphone, pop filter, and interface Never Used Podcast Equipment

did it in four words hemmingway

He thought he saw an Elephant,
That practised on a fife:
He looked again, and found it was
A letter from his wife.
"At length I realise," he said,
"The bitterness of Life!"

It is time to keep your appointment with the Wicker Man, Charlie Brown.

Gif that pops up when I type my name

Something involving Nazis, right?

JD Vance and Erika Kirk hugging

Calling it now. JD and Usha divorce and he marries Charlie Kirk’s widow Erika BEFORE the next GOP primary.

His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he will never die… He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.

Such extremism! So much terror!

“Underbabied”?? Who talks this way

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

Fuck you

I’ve often walked from my house to the University of Memphis campus, a journey of about 10 blocks. Never realized what a charmed life I’ve been living