Chris Williams ☕

MySQL Workbench crashing like it's 2019

what even is this AWS? :D

What do swans do all day?

Oh, And the rain tossed about us, in the garden of the world, But a flame arrives to guide us, cast in gold between the anvils of the stars Watch you over all your children in the rain, and the streets where I remember, Where the fire lights are candle souls again. Affirming flame, hear me call. Through the darkness, hear it call to us all. And stir again. This beating heart, come to care. Oh, And the light drive out our fears, And the joy drive out our pain, And the nations come to greet us, waving open arms like waves of golden corn. Ever hear us, oh the spirit of the world. May your light be ever near us, Always lead us from the dark, though we may fall. We will fly. And with love, ever call.

#uksnow CV10 0/5 would not recommend :D

Love a little bit of pud

Created a spreadsheet to help a group at my local game club 3d print hundreds of bits of scenery for tournament, and this is what I get😂

That's right I've got a floor
So what?
So what?
So what?

Maybe, maybe that'll be far enough that we won't make the same mistake again

YAML was a mistake let's go back

I saw your post, something you and others at your club is a club in Nuneaton, @allmanaofgames.bsky.social !

Did I accidentally buy two @jameshoffmann.bsky.social mugs? NO O DID IT ON PURPOSE

Whoever has changed the Favicon for Outlook and the Calendar, change it back.

#trenchcrusade

Not calling the Dinosaur spin-off of Paw Patrol "Claw Patrol" was a real miss

#TrenchCrusade

a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them ALT: a man and a woman are dancing in a hallway with the words " the best day of the year " behind them

To all those who have kids going back to school today.. treat yo'self

It's mullet time! Made for Alex's Veggies in Stevens ville, MI by Forte Coffee, brought back to the UK by me

Me: is it bed time?
Universe: Dude it's 08:50 you've just got up....

a police officer is standing with his arms crossed and says i am in incredible pain ALT: a police officer is standing with his arms crossed and says i am in incredible pain

At work? Got jet lag? Family sitting in the garden in the sunshine? Friday? Welcome.

never trust a printer

Never, ever, trust a printer

Fifth: battered sausage from the chip shop will beat any hotdog on any day off the week

Fourth: snags (sausage in a slice of bread) or a sausage sandwich is by far superior to a hotdog, as it's a valid breakfast

Third: those rolla hot things where the bread is hollow and the hotdog goes in the middle are an abomination

Second: hotdogs are not a meal. You may feel full after one or more, but it's a snack, not a meal

First, I've been asked "are hotdogs fast food". Yes. Yes they are