Cool.
Drop his ass right in the middle of it.
12.03.2026 20:18
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None of us are, G.
And he literally said that I still hadn't pointed out anything dumb that he said.
SMDH
12.03.2026 19:27
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Whoo, y'all.
If any of y'all are wondering how we got Trump in office...
12.03.2026 19:04
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Aaaaaand I rest my case.
Byyyyyyeeeee
12.03.2026 18:49
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You literally asked, and I quote,
"What did I write that was dumd?"
Go ahead and read that back to yourself.
12.03.2026 18:46
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You're... you're joking, right?
This is a joke.
Am I on Punk'd?
Is a much younger Ashton Kutcher about to pop out of somewhere?
12.03.2026 18:15
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Weird that Veronica doesn't hate me, and I'm a white people.
Look man, when a Black person doesn't like you for saying dumb shit on the Internet, it doesn't mean they hate all white people.
In other words, it's not them, it's you.
Hope that helps.
12.03.2026 17:10
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Jesus fuck why does he look like Temu Egon Spengler? How many lockers did he get shoved into as a kid?
12.03.2026 15:24
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That's what I'm shoutin.
Look, I don't judge what people do in the privacy of their own home, but I think Juan needs an intervention.
12.03.2026 10:16
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It's the "and a ghost" part for me
12.03.2026 01:03
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I'm sorry, Juan has what???
12.03.2026 00:53
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You support a literal Nazi.
A rich one at that.
But I'm sure you're "anti-capitalist".
11.03.2026 15:33
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Yup
11.03.2026 01:04
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Absolutely! You don't need to ask.
10.03.2026 23:55
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🤣🤣🤣
10.03.2026 23:48
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Hell yeah! You enjoy that wine!
10.03.2026 23:43
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JFC 😳
10.03.2026 23:42
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If it's any consolation, the military did height/weight standards while I was in, and according to that, I was at 39% body fat, which to the military is morbidly obese.
Weird when they taped me every year the tape said I was at 17% body fat.
Almost like height/weight standards are inaccurate.
10.03.2026 22:52
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🫂🫂🫂
10.03.2026 22:47
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Update:
10.03.2026 22:42
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Also apparently I'm really good at Italian when I'm tipsy.
10.03.2026 22:24
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Come get it, Ashley!
Youon want this smoke
10.03.2026 22:24
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I find that this is 100% true of just about any roles.
That's why if someone says something that pisses me off, my first reaction is, "Hey I don't know if I understand what you mean. Could you rephrase that?"
10.03.2026 21:17
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Hashtag facts
10.03.2026 21:15
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Y'all I think somebody put someone in the wine. I'm feeling a little spinny.
(Yes this was a brand new bottle. Michelle isn't home from work yet.)
Bright side: it's delicious.
10.03.2026 20:40
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Yes, I'm religious, I believe in the Holy Trinity.
10.03.2026 20:29
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I hope more people burn their draft cards than did during Vietnam.
10.03.2026 20:26
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Ahh gotcha.
10.03.2026 20:23
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