spam.kat

this is important, imo

I was not expecting colonoscopy prep to be this brutal.

I agree with this and it's something for which community groups should already be developing concrete plans. I think reparations are already due.

The US Is Counting Traffic Deaths Wrong By emphasizing the number of people killed per mile rather than deaths per capita, traffic safety groups risk normalizing the factors that make American roads so deadly.

Americans drive a lot more than people in other rich countries.

If we didn’t drive so much, we wouldn’t die in so many crashes.

It’s a simple point, but one that NHTSA, traffic engineers, and many road safety org’s have yet to learn.

Me, in Bloomberg 🧵

I feel this strongly: I don't care. I am DISGUSTED that 175 little girls are dead and that thousands are dead across the region and that 1 million people are displaced in Lebanon alone. THIS IS EVIL.

The response is….comprehensive.

Morning.

And for the lady, perhaps audiobooks that support indie bookstores instead of mega corporations doing questionable things.

So if Kamala Harris had been elected do you think the United States would be in a war with Iran? Just asking...

If hundreds of dead Iranian children aren't enough for you to oppose Trump's illegal war, consider this:

For the same $210 billion price tag, we could end homelessness in the US permanently and still have enough money left over to feed every child in the United States for the next five years.

The most frivolous thing I want affordable healthcare for is to fix my cat allergy.

smart glasses that can detect faces and find data about the person it detects should be banned. it only has bad and evil applications

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democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly

“the president’s speech is going to be over two hours long!” they’re doing kalshi shit guys. they’re leaking a bunch of stuff about a super long speech and he’ll go about 2 minutes short of the supposed mark and everyone in the white house will make $200k on it

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,,

Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

~10 people just got off, and every single person thanked the bus driver.

There is a man yelling on the bus. Here are a few of his favorites:
• Yo! Bus driver! Put that pussy down!
• Put! That! Put! That! Pussy! Down!
• Busdriver!
• That’s right! That’s right! Put that pussy down!
#yobusdriver #stl

An old comic style of a woman looking out her window at a city skyline. The bubble says, “What a stupid time to be alive.”

American not only becoming a cult of personality but becoming the dumbest cult of personality in the history of the human species is a lot to process

Gonna have a lot of “Lord, I see what you do for others…” in the timeline today but just remember that God helps those who help themselves so let’s hippity-hop to the chippity-chop.

Me to my Korean friends as I watch their democracy succeeding at punishing an insurrection while our own failed miserably to do so:

if you hate or love "maxxing" please be advised that guys my age think it's funny as hell and will shortly be using it approx. 500 times a day. you will be cringemaxxing and despairmaxxing but no amount of cringe & no depth of despair will stop the guys my age from usemaxxing "maxxing." just fyi

We need universal right to FREE counsel.

Every case, every courthouse, every jurisdiction. If you're interacting with the legal system, you should have a free attorney at taxpayer expense.

And I will die on this hill forever.

No thank you.

I see this as proof of what we all know- that we entered an alternate timeline after the death of Harambe

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Our boss always looks
Like he’s fighting a poo