Sweary Carrie

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I just wanted to make sure that everyone knows about this site. Threads bans it.
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I saw a post once that referred to Home Alone as “Die Hard for kids”. I think about that sh!t every single rewatch.

Consider it done!

Sign the Petition Remove Megyn Kelly from all media platforms

There will be many children stories that come out of the #EpsteinFiles, and that’s what #MegynKelly was trying to excuse. We can, collectively, get her off the air. Please SIGN, share on your socials and email lists: www.change.org/RemoveMegynKelly

Today I learned that Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. 🤢

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Making sure y’all heard we’re now referring to POTUS as THROATUS. Spread the word.

I wonder if Fazoli’s thinks about me as much as I think about them. 🍝🥖

I sure hope we get one in Iowa City soon.

How tf do some businesses get by using the wrong version of ‘stationery’?! Like, it’s your main product and now I can’t trust anything else you say. (This is not a post about exercise equipment.)

Looking forward to seeing photos of the [no]ball[s]room being demolished in future history books.

I can’t believe nobody is calling out Shitler’s pisspoor AI image. Like, you didn’t even get the mask right, bruh.

Shower thoughts: If Tylenol causes autism now, does that mean vaccinations are cool again?

I don’t think women should be able to have abortions… unless they have a very, VERY good reason. Like, they’re pregnant and they don’t want to be, and it’s none of your goddamn business.

🙀!!👏👏👏.

A woman wearing a sage colored shirt that says "waiting patiently for the obituary" with a retro style woman sipping a martini

Waitin' with Satan

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Omfg, ikr?! 😆🫶

😆 Always a pleasure to meet another Sweary Carrie! 👋 from Iowa!!

I have a foul-mouthed friend in Michigan you might enjoy: @jeckleberryhunt.bsky.social !

I heard someone refer to Shitler’s makeup as taco seasoning and I can’t stop thinking about that.

Really trying not to think about it though, because I hate that dude, and it’s sooo offensive. (To tacos.)

Anyone know if RFKJ is in charge of King Shitler’s rapidly declining health conditions?
🤞🤞 #fdt #shitler #rfkj #americanhealthcaresystem

Weird how there’s sh!tloads of funding to investigate miscarriages and ab0rtions, yet not enough to test all the backlogged rape kits.
#endthebacklog

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Protect My Public Media Take a stand for the local stations and programs you love.

Add your name to help save PBS ( + democracy ) 👇

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Mr. Rogers would be so disappointed in y’all. #fdt

A cute penguin holding a bloody knife. The penguin is wearing a star-shaped button that says FDT. The penguin is dark blue and frowning, and is set on a light blue background.

I’ve been thinking about penguins a lot lately. Created this design.

(Shared with me anonymously on IG)

President Stump is basically Temu H!tler.

Reminder: Motherfucking joy is a form of resistance.

Bernie wouldn’t have killed the pope.