Danielle, the Teal Joker ︽✵︽

Please Mother Nature, just be chill

this is why i didnt allow myself to enjoy the weather on Monday. I knew winter would get its revenge

These men are deathly afraid of a man who has a brain leaking out of his head and shits himself in front of reporters constantly.

Picture of my neighborhood where the snow is sticking to the ground

Not just snow that instantly melts. It's sticking

IT WAS 77 DEGREES ON MONDAY WHY IS IT SNOWING RIGHT NOW

At this point I might as well buy my dream ev from China and pay the 100+ percent tariff because I'll still be saving money

Stock image of guy pointing at himself

Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

🇮🇹🤌🏼

Imagine scoring 83 points in an NBA game and not even being the best basketball player in your relationship

Ok looked up the basketball score. Does either team know what defense is

But for real, even if they did that, my gas would still be almost a dollar more than it was a few weeks ago. 18.4 cents isn't a lot when its going up as high and fast as it is

9 dollar gas instead of 10 this summer

i hate that!!!

it appears you got your request

Luckily for me I have done both things today

If you want to see how often people say um, just caption a two hour webinar and/or edit a podcast because you will really learn about filler words

Why do I have a headache. Can't be because I haven't drank water all day. That doesn't make sense

Canva, i signed up for the trial, created the design I wanted to use, and still....you put "canva" in the stars on the thing when I go to download it? Nah man, not cool

v true

I might have to cop one of those

I hadn't either until I decided to open the comment section to this tiktok that talked about anything but soccer

This advanced civilization built it because how else could all of those buildings be built so easily (famously, it was not easy and everything was built poorly and things burned down)

I'd say that its obviously clear but I have been attacked on this site, so probably a good idea to put that

I just noticed that it says proteini and I am now so mad that I had to read that with my own two eyes

Please. Your body is begging you. Fiber. Please. Fiber

Ben liked the skeet about me loving his hatred of crypo and I'm glad I didn't thirst skeet about his wife in the second post

Wing with a hint of espresso perhaps

none of these words are in the bible

Hates crypto and married to Morena Baccarin, my man is out here winning every step of the way