Britt

Yankees fans, apparently Bucky Dent spoke favorably about Ryan McMahon so I need people to poll your moms for their opinions.

Truly one of those things that almost made me throw my phone across the room. These people have never fed themselves or been broke before istg.

I saw someone (a white man, obv) make chili and call it autism chow. It’s just fucking food you absolute losers!

Friends and neighbors, anyone been to Montreal recently and want to give me hotel/restaurant/fun shit I might not think of recommendations? I’ve been a bunch of times but it’s been literally 20 years. I’m going in like late October/early November probably.

They’re so good, I’m glad they’re keeping you a little warmer! I can’t believe how cold it’s been there.

The world is fucking on fire, either contribute something tangibly useful or find some modicum of joy left, otherwise shut the actual fuck up.

I cannot imagine looking at the everything and deciding that what you really need to do today is spew a bunch of low stakes whiny bitch takes. Genuinely I’m blocking people who do this shit.

Oh Canes, oh no.

I love that before I even looked at the profile I knew that fucker was Canadian.

Eat shit, Panthers

I’m gonna fight some Panthers myself before this game is over.

I’m a prison abolitionist except for people like this.

Unreal, that was such a cheap shot.

GOALIE FIGHT GOALIE FIGHT

Wait did this dumb bitch finally leave the Bay and I missed it? Thank god.

As someone who was a hair’s breadth away from having Minnesotan in-laws this could not be more accurate.

You do because I need someone to and I can’t go to Costco until next paycheck.

I have my own copies but just have to heartily recommend the Hobsbawm books to anyone considering.

i contain multitudes but one of the multitudes is “i do not want to see the bad posts”

Had three people compliment my Rozanov Centaurs sweatshirt walking through JFK to my gate. The collective hyperfixation is so real.

Aside from the fact that this is incredibly stupid it’s so embarrassing for supposedly reputable news organizations to just blindly report it like this.

For fuck’s sake you can already do this!

There’s some overlap with the Booktok people who were sexually harassing the Kraken players so evidence points that direction.

The queer fans have been a god damn delight but a lot of the straight women fans are uh… currently calling the only out queer main cast member a groomer for maybe, possibly dating a man who is 25.

this is the part where he steps over our dead bodies for an across the aisle red vote btw

This is spectacular bitch baby shit.

True!

Sometimes aging and fate just really turn you into a cliche. Packing for NYC and realized I’m gonna rock up to the airport as a white woman in my 40s in Lululemon leggings and Hokas with electrolytes and a very specific brand of protein bar in my bag.

We absolutely need *something* but Christ it’s so clunky in some ways and we’ve got people who are going to have to be spread across three or four ARTs which sort of defeats the purpose.

In the midst of implementing Agile and 😭